Imagine if you will, a movie with that description that no liberal wants to watch.
Posted on 09/10/2022 6:20:33 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
“This is not a true story,” former Mandalorian actress Gina Carano says in her MAGA star turn as a Secret Service agent in My Son Hunter, the new film dramatizing — with plenty of liberties, to say the least — the life of President Biden’s most controversial son.
It’s also, unsurprisingly, not a good movie.
I was secretly a little hyped for My Son Hunter, which was released Wednesday on Breitbart News. How hard is it to fuck up a movie about drugs, sex, and allegations of international racketeering — especially when you have a heavy docket of salacious “source material” to work with, including (but absolutely not limited to) Hunter Biden having strippers eat M&M’s off his dick?
Not that hard, it turns out. The film promised to portray Hunter Biden as a Wolf of Wall Street-style operator, going on drug-fueled sex benders as he masterminds an international ring of corruption. It was instead an unimaginative slog that only served to expose the right’s ham-fisted desperation to portray President Biden as a sinister, endlessly corrupt overlord hell-bent on destroying America.
laptop saga that inspired the film has long fueled right-wing conspiracy theorizing while serving as one of the central scapegoats for former President Trump’s failure to secure reelection. It has remained a reliable source of grievance in the wake of the Mar-a-Lago raid, with Trump resuming his wailing about the “laptop from hell” and Republican lawmakers dutifully calling for the younger Biden to be investigated.
Maybe Hunter can get his picture on the cover, and buy 5 copies for his mother. 🤪🤗
WARNING! This motion picture contains:
Sex, Prostitution, Drugs, Cronyism, Money Laundering, More Sex, a Laptop from Hell, Chinese Spies, Ukrainian "Businessmen," the CCP, the Selling Out of America, the Big Guy, Corn Pop, More Sex, Additional Drugs, and...Family
Rolling Stone. An artifact of the dope laden 60s. Does anybody read that Stoner Rag these days? Aside from Hunter, that is.
Imagine if you will, a movie with that description that no liberal wants to watch.
LOL, 100%!!! i took it to a party today, it was a hit...
Yeah! Nice job, Chode!!!!!!!
Hahahahahah that’s great!
Nice summary there.
PayPal, seriously?
thx. Fox was great, don’t know who played FJB but his deadpan delivery was perfect...
Ever since the Lefties stooged out the "judges" and the "prosecutors", turning them into Legal operatives for the DNC, committing crimes is no big deal.
A wise move. The Canadian fascists used that information to go after people who donated to the truckers.
Hehehe “FJB”
Doctor Hook, maybe? 😆
Saw most of it last night and have mixed feelings. The opening scene is Brandon swimming in a pool and a woman secret service agent standing on post (Brandon is not naked). Brandon gets out of the pool takes a towel, whispers in her ear and walks off. She then looks right at the camera and says “This is not a true story, except for all the facts.”
Its obviously a very low budget depiction. The drugs/hookers/laptop/rehab/Chateau Marmont orgie-drug fest stuff is hard for me to stomach. Definitely not a family flick.
Good Hunting... from Varmint Al
Actually it is a very good movie, well acted, beautifully shot and directed. I really don’t like many movies but this was good and with a side benefit of being funny.
Sorry, but half way through we turned it off. It was cheesy and poorly done. Surely they could have done better.
The opinion of Rolling stone is wildly insignificant.
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