Posted on 09/06/2022 11:31:45 AM PDT by CodeToad
LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a power grid emergency due to energy usage being at a 5-year high. Still, Newsom has assured everyone that they will have plenty of electricity to spare as soon as everyone leaves the state to live in Florida instead.
"Everyone, I understand your frustration, but by the end of the year with everyone leaving California, we're gonna cut our energy usage in half!" explained Governor Newsom. "In fact, so many are headed for Florida that the few of us who remain will be able to do cool stuff like use air conditioning and charge iPhones!"
Newsom explained that he's optimistic that as more and more abandon the unlivable, unaffordable mess he's making out of California, this will create a surplus in all resources for all who remain.
"Look, folks, anyone willing to stoop so low as to move to a state with plentiful energy, strong education, and safe neighborhoods without hundreds of homeless is not Californian at all," added Newsom. "And to people like that, we say GOOD RIDDANCE!"
At publishing time, Gavin Newsom realized he'd made a huge mistake as the only people left in California were now himself and 200,000 homeless people.
ROFLMAO
P.S. The bear is positioned just perfectly!
There’s a reason why people from many of the Western states don’t want Californians moving in.
Is that bear taking a bite out of Newsome’s ear?
Thanks Gavin. I’m on my way...
Watch out for Tesla vehicles parked on the street outside your home. You may find they have California plates and an extension cord run to an outside electrical outlet to charge their car.
what do you call a CA EV?
a very expensive lawn ornament
Amen. We can see what it did to Colorado (East Californistan). Now folks in Wyoming want a wall on our southern border (and we ain’t just talking Texas).
I live in Florida, please don’t send them here! There’s a saving grace though, it’s a long way from California to Florida so their electric cars will probably run out of charge about 30 miles into Arizona.
They’ll cheat by hauling the EV’s in back of U-Haul trucks.
And no, I don’t want them here, either, unless I know they’re conservative.
They’ll cheat by hauling the EV’s in back of U-Haul trucks.
And no, I don’t want them here, either, unless I know they’re conservative.
That few?????
This is the globalists dream actually. The Bee has moved from satire to actual news reporting, it seems.
I hear it is so bad in California that Amazon is selling 5 gallon buckets of electric to Tesla owners to carry in their trunks in case of electric shutoffs.
Reminder to ‘D’onkey Party Californians, just because Florida has few earthquakes, don’t think your house is safe! On top of hurricanes and tornados, we also have sink holes. Just like CA, your house is there today and gone tomorrow! Recommend you stay in place THERE!
Just add electricity to enable it? Like it's dehydrated or something...
True they are always ahead if the media
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