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The Bee strikes again! More real news, although it is meant as humor.
1 posted on 09/06/2022 11:31:45 AM PDT by CodeToad
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To: CodeToad

ROFLMAO


2 posted on 09/06/2022 11:32:11 AM PDT by cranked
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To: CodeToad

P.S. The bear is positioned just perfectly!


3 posted on 09/06/2022 11:32:38 AM PDT by CodeToad (No Arm up! They have!)
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There’s a reason why people from many of the Western states don’t want Californians moving in.


4 posted on 09/06/2022 11:34:54 AM PDT by packagingguy
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Is that bear taking a bite out of Newsome’s ear?


5 posted on 09/06/2022 11:38:37 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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Thanks Gavin. I’m on my way...


6 posted on 09/06/2022 11:39:12 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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Watch out for Tesla vehicles parked on the street outside your home. You may find they have California plates and an extension cord run to an outside electrical outlet to charge their car.


7 posted on 09/06/2022 11:39:17 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: CodeToad

what do you call a CA EV?

a very expensive lawn ornament


8 posted on 09/06/2022 12:17:35 PM PDT by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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I live in Florida, please don’t send them here! There’s a saving grace though, it’s a long way from California to Florida so their electric cars will probably run out of charge about 30 miles into Arizona.


10 posted on 09/06/2022 12:25:07 PM PDT by GaryCrow
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At publishing time, Gavin Newsom realized he'd made a huge mistake as the only people left in California were now himself and 200,000 homeless people.

That few?????

This is the globalists dream actually. The Bee has moved from satire to actual news reporting, it seems.

13 posted on 09/06/2022 1:00:13 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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I hear it is so bad in California that Amazon is selling 5 gallon buckets of electric to Tesla owners to carry in their trunks in case of electric shutoffs.


14 posted on 09/06/2022 1:05:27 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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Reminder to ‘D’onkey Party Californians, just because Florida has few earthquakes, don’t think your house is safe! On top of hurricanes and tornados, we also have sink holes. Just like CA, your house is there today and gone tomorrow! Recommend you stay in place THERE!


15 posted on 09/06/2022 1:05:38 PM PDT by SES1066 (More & more it looks like Brandon's best decision was Kamala! UGH!)
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The governors of Florida and Texas can help their brother governor out here, by aiming their busses of illegal aliens bearing big bags of fentanyl, directly at Californicate, so Newsom won't be all alone there.

16 posted on 09/06/2022 1:19:49 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: CodeToad

True they are always ahead if the media


18 posted on 09/06/2022 1:45:07 PM PDT by Vaduz ( )
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