Posted on 09/03/2022 1:47:50 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
VIENNA — Joe Biden was rejected from the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts Friday after failing his second entrance exam. Professor Alois Delug said Biden's art was a mimicry of other, more successful works. "He has a talent for mimicry, I'll give him that. Not sure why he didn't make a go at still life. Still life painters just sit and copy whatever they're staring at. It would've been a natural fit for him, I think. Instead, he kept trying to pass off imitations of Thomas Kinkade as his own." Delug shook his head sadly. "And I like Thomas Kinkade!" In light of the two entrance exam failures, the school's rector has noted that Biden should not be considered for enrollment in the future. "He doesn't even draw heads on people. It's weird." The school did note that they are confident Biden will go on to do big things.
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right over the dems’ heads
He can paint an entire apartment in one afternoon....TWO COATS!
Must be where Hunter got his talent
BB just keeps bringing it. Absolutely hilarious.
Can he hang paper, too?
I think he hung the wallpaper in our house.
After we had lived there a few years, we decided to get rid of the wallpaper in the kitchen. I stripped not one, not two, but THREE layers of wallpaper off of one wall.
Never seen anything like it…
“Biden Painted Roses”
/Harlan Ellison wept
I dunno but his son is great at getting plastered.
Really, he should write a book. “My Struggle” or something. It would take his mind off the rejection and make him a happier person.
In the upcoming Krystalnacht, Babylon Bee can expect bad things.
He’s a better dancer than Churchill. He has more hair than Churchill!
He tells funnier jokes than Churchill!
Artistic talent running in families usually skips a generation. That’s why Hunter’s bloody bugger are so good.
Artistic talent running in families usually skips a generation. That’s why Hunter’s bloody bugger paintings are so good.
LMAO.
Wait, wasn’t Hitler rejected by the same Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna. /s
An brilliant piece of work by the BB!
And that’s straight from the horse!
It must be all those MAGA supporting art dealers who rejected Biden’s landscape paintings; no wonder he is angry and blames them for his artistic failures. Next Biden will be complaining about “decadent art”.
It has been widely reported that he has only one testicle. He’s monotesticular.
Obama has two but they are small.
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