I posted this like last year?
Japanese guy should get over it already.
Can’t take the house, kids and half his money. No alimonyand child support.
And before anyone says anything about couples, he’s in the 80% of men women don’t pay any romantic attention to. So its not like he’s shrinking the viable dating market defined by the interest of women, by doing this.
Learning to be happy just by yourself is important. Then if something does happen, its a big bonus. But you also realize you can be totally fineand content on your own.
That’s not strange. Nope, not strange at all . . .
The warranty on your wife is up, dude! All repairs are on you now.
Try Linux
Goes to show that nuts come in difference flavors. 😋
Where’s his hand?
I'm not really seeing the problem here...
Somehow I don’t see anyone but asians being okay with this arrangement. Maybe they are the best candidates for trips to Mars.
Well, when I was younger, I had a crush on Winnie Winkle, and Betty Cooper, but I knew nothing would come of it.
These “men” are a far cry from the Japanese soldiers of WWII. No wonder their birthrate is falling.
I just read that headline to my buddy. He said maybe they’re ov3rshooting. He said his wife’s software is all hanging kinda low.
I think Jill Biden (the doctor) says the same thing concerning her husband’s software not receiving updates anymore (although his software never worked too good anyway, even on his best days).
Cherry 2000.
Is this what happens when the wife says “I don’t do sex anymore”? No more sex drive updates?
” The MainichiGateBox already does not produce updates for the software...so he can no longer communicate with his wife.”
More realistic than I thought they could do. I wish I knew how to get software updates.
“But… what if your wife’s software crashes? “
Well that’s a sure fire country song.
What about her softwear. That needs an occasional update to keep things exciting.
ELO - Yours Truly, 2095
2095, 2095, 2095, 2095
I love you, sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly
I sent a message to another time
But as the days unwind
This I just can’t believe
I send a note across another plane
Maybe it’s all a game
But this I just can’t conceive
Can you hear me?
I drive the very latest hover car
I don’t know where you are
But I miss you so much till then
I met someone who looks a lot like you
She does the things you do
But she is an IBM
2095, 2095, 2095, 2095
I love you, sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly
She’s only programmed to be very nice
But she’s as cold as ice
Whenever I get too near
She tells me that she likes me very much
But when I try to touch
She makes it all too clear
She is the latest in technology
Almost mythology
But she has a heart of stone
She has an IQ of one thousand and one
She has a jumpsuit on
And she’s also a telephone
(2095, 2095, 2095, 2095
I love you, sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly)
Is that what you want? (Is it what you want?)
Is it what you really want? (Is it what you really want?)
Is that what you want? (Is it what you want?)
Is it what you really want?
I realise that it must seem so strange
That time has rearranged
But time has the final word
She knows I think of you, she reads my mind
She tries to be unkind
She knows nothing of our world
Although her memory banks overflow
No one would ever know
For all she says, “Is that what you want?”
Maybe one day I’ll feel her cold embrace
And kiss her interface
Till then I’ll leave her alone
I love you, sincerely
Yours truly, yours truly
Is that what you want? Is it what you want?
Is it what you really want? Is it what you really want?
Is that what you want? Is it what you want?
Is it what you really want?
Is that what you want?