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Manhattan Renamed (Satire)
NorseWood

Posted on 08/22/2022 7:20:32 AM PDT by NorseWood

It was just announced that Kathy Hochul has an amendment to New York's Senate Bill 536 to bring the name of Manhattan into the new era of wokeness. It will sense forth be known simply as Hattan, so that the woke generation won't feel endangered by the "Man" reference.


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1 posted on 08/22/2022 7:20:32 AM PDT by NorseWood
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To: NorseWood

Madness, thy name is leftism


2 posted on 08/22/2022 7:22:53 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as. )
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To: NorseWood

Top drawer!


3 posted on 08/22/2022 7:23:24 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: NorseWood

LOL. Some people think this way.

People seldom say “mankind” anymore, because it’s allegedly offensive to women. But then the replacement “humankind”, also has man in it. Justin Trudeau says we should say “peoplekind”, rather than “humankind”, so as to be most inclusive.

I know this is a joke but some people take this sort of thing seriously.


4 posted on 08/22/2022 7:24:04 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: NorseWood

Hattan https://villainsfanon.fandom.com/wiki/Hattan


5 posted on 08/22/2022 7:24:05 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: NorseWood

Theyhatten.


6 posted on 08/22/2022 7:24:21 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: NorseWood

🙂


7 posted on 08/22/2022 7:26:18 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: NorseWood

she better do something about Queens too!


8 posted on 08/22/2022 7:27:03 AM PDT by bigbob (z)
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To: NorseWood

So, what other names must change, like

Manchester >> Chester
Manitoba >> itoba
Mannheim >> Heim
Manchin >> Chin
Maneuver >> Euver
Manhole >> Hole

???


9 posted on 08/22/2022 7:28:20 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (I'll be good, I will, I will!)
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To: NorseWood

The purchase of Hattan was an important day in American Herstory.

Freegards


10 posted on 08/22/2022 7:28:27 AM PDT by Ransomed
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To: NorseWood
How about "The Mad Hattan"


11 posted on 08/22/2022 7:28:37 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: NorseWood

People with high cholesterol should be triggered by Statin Island.


12 posted on 08/22/2022 7:28:41 AM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: 1Old Pro

Non binary hatten


13 posted on 08/22/2022 7:28:46 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: NorseWood

Heck I thought they pronounced it “minhatten” anyway


14 posted on 08/22/2022 7:29:58 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: NorseWood

I thought this was the Bee, seriously


15 posted on 08/22/2022 7:31:30 AM PDT by algore
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To: NorseWood

Man O Man! Aint that a kick in the balls!


16 posted on 08/22/2022 7:32:07 AM PDT by ArtDodger
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To: NorseWood

Womanhattan


17 posted on 08/22/2022 7:32:09 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: FroggyTheGremlim

Manatee >> ???


18 posted on 08/22/2022 7:32:30 AM PDT by NorseWood
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To: NorseWood

Ladybonnet


19 posted on 08/22/2022 7:34:19 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: bigbob

“she better do something about Queens too!”

That’s easy, Dragqueens NY.


20 posted on 08/22/2022 7:34:36 AM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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