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FBI Reveals Items Found In Trump's Safe
Babylon Bee ^ | 8/17/22

Posted on 08/17/2022 2:08:12 PM PDT by ToxicMasculinity

FBI agents Scoulder and Mully hold a press conference where they reveal the incriminating evidence found in Trump's safe. This raid was definitely justified. McDonald's receipts, World's Greatest President mug, TV remote from Lincoln bedroom, VHS of Home Alone II and Fireflies...

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: History; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; contents; humor; maralargo; raid; trump
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To: ToxicMasculinity
The long lost, rumored gorilla cage fight videos were also located
in a louis vuitton shoe box, buried deep in Melania's closet.
41 posted on 08/17/2022 2:57:47 PM PDT by chief lee runamok (Anti-Socialist Derelict at Large)
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To: ToxicMasculinity

So the napkin they found was from McDonald’s.


42 posted on 08/17/2022 2:59:07 PM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: Wilhelm Tell

He attempted to flush it down the toilet, in violation of the White House Records Act.


43 posted on 08/17/2022 3:01:22 PM PDT by ToxicMasculinity ("Free country"? Good morning, Rip.)
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44 posted on 08/17/2022 3:07:07 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: ToxicMasculinity

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE


45 posted on 08/17/2022 3:07:43 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: ToxicMasculinity

way better than what was found in Al Capone’s Vault ...


46 posted on 08/17/2022 3:09:47 PM PDT by catnipman (In a post-covid world, ALL "science" is now political science: stolen elections have consequences)
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To: Hambone 1934

I’m waiting for a whistleblower to rat on the FBI GUY that WORE Melanie’s panties....


47 posted on 08/17/2022 3:10:49 PM PDT by Liz ( Tagline: (optional, printed after y xour name on post):MAN PROPOSES....GOD DISPOSES.)
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To: ToxicMasculinity

I knew this would be a Babylon Bee article before clicking the thread and it didn’t disappoint.


48 posted on 08/17/2022 3:11:29 PM PDT by SlipperySlope99
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To: ToxicMasculinity

Funny. “Mother will not like that.”


49 posted on 08/17/2022 3:12:33 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Sometimes when you get to where you're supposed to be, it's too soon.)
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To: ToxicMasculinity

The Bee is on target far more often than not. Drives the libs crazy.

The New York Times assigned not one, but two reporters to do a hit piece on the Bee a few years back. They labeled the Bee satire as false info, dangerous, etc. ‘Tolerant’ libs won’t tolerate any opinions that differ from their own narrow-minded ideas. Even satire is viewed as disinformation and hate speech.


50 posted on 08/17/2022 3:15:51 PM PDT by Roadrunner383 (;)
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To: Bullish

A-N-O-T-H-E-R ONE OF HUNTERS LAPTOPS FROM HELL.......


51 posted on 08/17/2022 3:17:42 PM PDT by Liz ( Tagline: (optional, printed after y xour name on post):MAN PROPOSES....GOD DISPOSES.)
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To: ToxicMasculinity

They found the kick stand to PedoJoe’s bicycle. LMAO!! Well played 😛😛😀


52 posted on 08/17/2022 3:31:55 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (If a liar's pants really did catch on fire CBC, ABC, CNN and MSNBC would be more fun to watch)
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To: 21twelve
"Obviously the TV remote is a fake story. TV’s didn’t even have remotes back when Lincoln was president."

The bed that has been in The Lincoln Bedroom since it became known as such, is the bed that Willie Lincoln died in on February 20, 1862.

53 posted on 08/17/2022 3:42:49 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: ToxicMasculinity

I saw no satire.


54 posted on 08/17/2022 4:03:56 PM PDT by Freedom_Fighter_2001 (Standing Myazz)
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To: ToxicMasculinity

Bkmk


55 posted on 08/17/2022 4:14:34 PM PDT by sauropod (Unbelief has nothing to say. Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: Hambone 1934

Trump was hiding “nucular” documents in Melania’s underwear drawer??


56 posted on 08/17/2022 4:14:59 PM PDT by Moorings
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To: one guy in new jersey

Some kid named Willie croaked there. OK. He was a Lincoln, but those Clinton donors paid top dollar to do—what? Get whatever Willie got? I bet he wasn’t even vaccinated./s


57 posted on 08/17/2022 4:28:55 PM PDT by ToxicMasculinity ("Free country"? Good morning, Rip.)
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To: Liz

What are you, a Transphobe?


58 posted on 08/17/2022 4:29:50 PM PDT by ToxicMasculinity ("Free country"? Good morning, Rip.)
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To: LibWhacker

I don’t see John Cleese in there.


59 posted on 08/17/2022 4:30:37 PM PDT by ToxicMasculinity ("Free country"? Good morning, Rip.)
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To: ToxicMasculinity

Lordy how I love The Ber


60 posted on 08/17/2022 4:40:17 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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