FBI Reveals Items Found In Trump's Safe

Babylon Bee ^ | 8/17/22

[ToxicMasculinity]

FBI agents Scoulder and Mully hold a press conference where they reveal the incriminating evidence found in Trump's safe. This raid was definitely justified. McDonald's receipts, World's Greatest President mug, TV remote from Lincoln bedroom, VHS of Home Alone II and Fireflies...

[thesearethetimes...]

I am more a transcript kinda girl, but I sure do hope that was in the video. If so - Priceless 🤣

Tatt

[ToxicMasculinity]

No freakin’ way she has lovers. You’re married to a billionaire, you’re set for life. A divorce for cause would be the end of all the goodies and nasty court battles instead.

[Candor7]

What I don’t understand is why they did not mention Michell Obama’s Anal dildo that genetic testing later confirmed was likely used on President Obama, that Trumps staff found in beteen the mattress and box spring in the Lincoln bedroom.

Its engraved “Reggie Love!”

Its said to be valued at millons of dollars on the Monkey Pox curcuit amd the FBI stole it back as a classified document.

[mware]

Watch the video it is really short, still laughing about kickstand and tanning fluid.

[jacknhoo]

A nice break. Thanks for sharing.

[Dawgreg]

When am I going to check out where the story came from before reading? The Bee stings me every time........LOL

[IYAS9YAS]

Top Secret DVD copy of Firefly season 2. Hahaha.

[GreatRoad]

Ooh, the bee got me! Good stuff.

[Boogieman]

“Anytime I stay at a hotel, I take the little bottles of shampoo and cakes of soap.”

That’s why they only give you the tiniest ones possible, because everyone takes them!

[Sarah Barracuda]

Heard today that they found the Coca Cola recipe

[ToxicMasculinity]

I put them to good use.

[ToxicMasculinity]

But did he have the Diet Coke recipe in there?

[ToxicMasculinity]

First WaPo has to fact-check the Babylon Bee.

[milagro]

LOLOLOL!

[mass55th]

"I don’t even know why, but “TV remote from Lincoln bedroom” cracks me up. The Bee strikes again!"

How dare he! That's significantly worse than selling The Lincoln Bedroom to the highest bidder.

[one guy in new jersey]

Total ripoff.

Lincoln never even slept there.

All he did there was run the Civil War. Some truth in advertising would be nice once in a while.

[Georgia Girl 2]

😆

[21twelve]

Obviously the TV remote is a fake story. TV’s didn’t even have remotes back when Lincoln was president.

[PROCON]

I’m waiting for a whistleblower to rat on the FBI that they stole Melanie’s panties....

[Bullish]

I know this is satire. But in our current reality, if the FBI had found anything incriminating they would have already leaked it to the Washington Post.

The FBI has become little more than a political persecution arm of the democrat party.