9 Clear Signs Your Husband Is Mad At You

The Babylon Bee ^ | August 15, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

We at The Babylon Bee want to help de-code common marital communications between the spouses, whether it's helping husbands know whether their wives are mad at them or helping wives to understand the mixed signals, coded messages, and confounding double-speak from the complicated creatures known as "husbands"!

Here are 9 clear signs your husband is mad at you.

1. He hasn't called you in over 10 minutes: Classic silent treatment.
2. He hasn't done yardwork in ages: Either he knows your favorite shrub needs water and is trying to kill it out of spite, or he doesn't know, which means he doesn't care – even worse!
3. He's always doing yardwork: Another classic "tell" that he doesn't want to spend time with you.
4. He says "I love you": But there doesn't seem to be much passion behind it because he's probably just saying it because he's supposed to because he's clearly furious at you.
5. He's making that face like he's thinking about something but when you ask what he's thinking about he just says "Pancakes": Nice try, buddy! Who looks off into the distance and thinks about nothing but pancakes?! He must be thinking about other women.
6. He goes to the bathroom: It's like he wants to be alone for a few minutes. You definitely did something to tick him off.
7. You text him asking him to do something and he replies "ok": No exclamation point? No smiley face? Your marriage might be over.
8. He's nice to a waitress: Anything less than barked orders and brusque dismissals is flirtation – a slow fade into a full-blown affair with the Applebee's server.

[ladyjane]

My wife would call me from her cell phone and phone calls always had to end with I love you. Problem is, she might call four times in an hour.

It doesn't sound you're much into it. Are you still into it?

[Deplorable American1776]

30 miles in rush hour traffic to that Fresh Organic Paymore store that you always go to because the grain-free noodles made of cauliflower are super healthy

LOL... PAYMORE... Love it...

[mountn man]

I took a girl out once...

ONCE!

She got rather brusque with me about stacking silverware and plates and my creamers and sugar packets.
"That's their job to do!"

I am of the mindset that waitstaff and customers are a mutual admiration society.

I admire their friendliness and service,
They admire my friendliness and tip. My friendliness, kindness and tip, begets more/better friendliness and service.
(see my tagline)

Her attitude said 2 things about her.
1-her attitude towards those she viewed as lower than her.
2-If she was more than willing to talk to me that way on a first date, it would only get worse as time went on.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Eventually, the noodles will be made from cricket flour. Some companies are already apparently using that in some products.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

No, that’s ten ways to tell if Hunter is mad at you!