Posted on 08/16/2022 7:00:26 PM PDT by simpson96
WASHINGTON (TND) — A homeless Florida man with no arms has been arrested for stabbing a tourist with scissors using his feet, police say.
Jonathan Dale Crenshaw, a homeless artist from South Beach, Fla., was arrested Tuesday and charged with aggravated battery after he allegedly stabbed Cesar Coronado, a visiting tourist from Chicago, according to NBC 6 Miami.
According to a witness, Coronado was asking Crenshaw for directions when the man suddenly attacked him, stabbing him in the arm before fleeing on foot.
"I'm not from here, and this is not what I came for. I came for a vacation," Coronado told NBC 6. "I just said, 'do you know where this is?' but as soon as I talked, the only thing he reacted was — he just cut me."
After being found near the scene by police, Crenshaw told officers that he was lying down when a man came up to him and punched him in the head. Crenshaw said he pulled the pair of scissors from his suitcase with his feet and stabbed the man twice to defend himself, according to officers.
"Why would I go and attack someone else? No, no, I wouldn't do that," Coronado said. "It’s like, how the hell did I get stabbed? Like, is it the right guy at that point? Because I can't believe with his legs someone could do that."
Crenshaw is now being held in jail on $7,500 bond.
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The armless guy “fled on foot.” What a surprise.
Did they disarm him?
There's a joke in there, but his is a family place.
He’s footed and dangerous.
Was he unarmed!?
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If the perp has no arms, how did the police disarm him?
“ It wasn’t me, I was unarmed!”
Hey, if he’d wanted to be stabbed, he could have saved the trip and stayed in Chicago.
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Stabbing people with his feet, whenever he can . . .
I remember Richard Pryor had an act where he stated that in Iran or some Muslim country when you committed a crime they cut off a body part. Then he joked, standing on one leg with arms behind is back, “I’m the baddest mother in Iran”.
This must be that guy.
Probably should've found a better way of asking than... "Hey, can you give me a hand with some directions?"
Florida Man is awe-inspiring. Is there anything he can’t do?
I’m curious about the arrest report... Did they handcuff his feet?
Did the cops foot cuff him?
Paging Richard Kimble…
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