[ProtectOurFreedom]

The armless guy “fled on foot.” What a surprise.

[Jeff Chandler]

Crenshaw is now being held in jail on $7,500 bond.

Did they disarm him?

[BenLurkin]

He’s footed and dangerous.

[Bigbrown]

Was he unarmed!?

[blueunicorn6]

Feets of Fury

[EvilCapitalist]

If the perp has no arms, how did the police disarm him?

[Bigbrown]

“ It wasn’t me, I was unarmed!”

[SunkenCiv]

Hey, if he’d wanted to be stabbed, he could have saved the trip and stayed in Chicago.

[martin_fierro]

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"YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT WAS UNARMED!"

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Florida Man, Florida Man
Stabbing people with his feet, whenever he can . . .

[Beowulf9]

I remember Richard Pryor had an act where he stated that in Iran or some Muslim country when you committed a crime they cut off a body part. Then he joked, standing on one leg with arms behind is back, “I’m the baddest mother in Iran”.

This must be that guy.

[Flatus I. Maximus]

[moovova]

"...Coronado was asking Crenshaw for directions when the man suddenly attacked him..."

Probably should've found a better way of asking than... "Hey, can you give me a hand with some directions?"

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Florida Man is awe-inspiring. Is there anything he can’t do?

[DocRock]

I’m curious about the arrest report... Did they handcuff his feet?

[WKUHilltopper]

Did the cops foot cuff him?

[ConservativeStatement]

[alancarp]

Okay, these Florida men are just running out of ideas.

[roving]

This guy needs to be nominated as Florida man of the year

[LukeL]

The same story with the same mugshot was making the news cycle four years ago.