[Tell It Right]

If we put blood from old men into young men, the young men would display weird behaviors. Like:

Cutting off man buns.

Outgrowing video games.

Quit trying to pick up chicks by dressing like worthless metrosexuals.

Gaining a worth ethic.

[Pearls Before Swine]

... need ... more.... grandchildren

[MercyFlush]

Liberal vampires will start harvesting kids for their blood.

Pardon me, I meant to say “are” instead of “will start”.

[wildcard_redneck]

I am going out on a limb to say that young patients are routinely given the blood of older individuals and suffering the consequences.

[erlayman]

I’ll stick with fisetin or grape seed extract for now. But this is hugely interesting.

[rightwingcrazy]

Seems like programmed senescence. There’s apparently a survival advantage for a species to rid itself of its oldest ones. Mouse species, anyway.

[Pollard]

When older mice were given younger blood in this experiment, lipids and fibrosis and fatigue declined and muscle endurance increased.

[alternatives?]

Does anyone doubt that key members of the establishment are routinely receiving blood transfusions from the young and/or aborted fetuses?

[G Larry]

Forget all of the strength testing!

What we want to know is, when you infuse younger mice with the blood from older mice, do they get smarter?

(not sure how you test mice for "wisdom".....?)

[Vermont Lt]

I would imagine it had more to do with hormones found in the blood than it did with blood cells.

[Songcraft]

It can also be really rough when some poor little baby gets a transfusion from an older guy...
     

[Macoozie]

“When older mice were given younger blood in this experiment, lipids and fibrosis and fatigue declined and muscle endurance increased.”

and Boners.

Lots of Boners.

[piasa]

No wonder fetuses are in big demand...

[william clark]

They kept telling the younger mice to get out of their cage

[married21]

That is some sick experimentation. In particular, the part where Siamese twin mice were created just to illustrate the point that young blood and all the blood are different. That was just cruel to the mice.

[BobL]

“The mice were tested for their physical endurance on a treadmill”

Surprised they could reach the handrails.

[Elsie]

Idiots!

Leviticus 17:11 KJV

For the life of the flesh is in the blood: and I have given it to you upon the altar to make an atonement for your souls: for it is the blood that maketh an atonement for the soul.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

This is how certain rat billionaires / nazi collaborators stay on this side of the daisies.

[38special]

I saw her standing on the corner
A yellow ribbon in her hair
I couldn’t keep myself from callin’
Look a there, look a there
Look a there, look a there
Young blood, young blood, young blood
I can’t get you out of my mind
I took one look and I fractured
I tried to walk and I was lame
I couldn’t keep myself from shoutin’
What’s your name? What’s your name?
What’s your name? What’s your name?
Young blood, young blood, young blood
I can’t get you out of my mind
What crazy stuff she looked so tough
I had to follow her all the way home
Then things went bad, I met her dad he said? You better leave my daughter alone?
I couldn’t sleep that night for crying
I saw the rising of the sun
And all night long my heart was sighin’
‘Cause she’s the one, she’s the one
She’s the one, she’s the one
Young blood, young blood, young blood
I can’t get you out of my mind
Young blood, young blood, young blood
I can’t get you out of my mind
Young blood, young blood, young blood
I can’t get you out of my mind, yeah

[NetAddicted]

Isn’t that why Satanists and Demonicrats use the blood of young children?