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FBI Leaks Identity Of CI In Trump Raid To NY Times (Satire)
8/14/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/14/2022 2:13:26 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The FBI leaked the identity of the confidential informant used to authorize the raid on Trump's personal residence at Mar-a-Lago. The CI was identified as Hunter Biden.

Hunter notified the FBI Director, Potato Head Wray, that he had some very good information about Trump. When interviewed, Hunter furnished a sworn statement that he had a friend who had a niece who hooked up with a guy at Politico who swore that Trump had sold US nuclear information to the Russians and had kept the receipts, money and gold in a locked safe at his home.

Potato Head Wray contacted Meritless Garland at the DOJ to request his approveal to launch a raid on Trump's home. Meritless shopped 20 Magistrates before he found a bottom feeder willing to risk their career to issue a warrant.

Although the warrant was issued Friday, Potato Head Wray had to wait until Monday to perform the raid because of staff shortages. All of the agents in Florida called in sick so that the raid team had to be assembled in DC and then transported to Florida to conduct the raid.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 08/14/2022 2:13:26 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This is probably closer to the truth than you realize


2 posted on 08/14/2022 2:17:17 PM PDT by Rodm
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To: RetiredTexasVet
All. So. Fake.

They did this before too. Just make stuff up with a supposed secret informant and pump it all over the news and media.

3 posted on 08/14/2022 2:32:25 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“Staff shortages”??

Hell’s bells! Kamala Harris never had a “staff shortage” or “staff longage” or any staff inbetween.


4 posted on 08/14/2022 2:38:21 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (Figures )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

So a sex chain fed the inside dope to Hunter and Potato Head ate it.


5 posted on 08/14/2022 10:47:41 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
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