[Morgana]

Well there it is, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it's only 2:26 AM

I guess it never occurred to this man to go to the bottom of the garbage chute and get the keys?

[867V309]

I don’t understand the concept of people living on top of each other.

[griffin]

[griffin]

One less for Klaus to get rid of.
(and actually this one kinda proved Klaus right about some people)

[Salvavida]

I’m speechless. Some people are begging to die.

I doubt there were keys involved because the security camera didn’t see that. This was a double-dog dare from the first floor. He forgot about the incinerator.

[ConservativeMind]

All three are kindergarten dropouts.

[Gene Eric]

>> He had plunged to his death 15 minutes before his body was discovered.

A quarter to discovery.

[Captainpaintball]

And yet our country worships them. Our holidays. Our commercials. The rewriting and recasting of history. Our language...Our music...everything geared towards the most dysfunctional among us. We’d be taking smoke breaks on the moon if we didn’t have America’s original sin/everlasting burden placed around our necks.

[cranked]

Darwinism in action? /s

[Angelino97]

This seems to be a thing.

Salem woman injured after falling into trash compactor in search of keys

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Did he not understand the meaning of CHUTE?

[RummyChick]

I got a vent brush stuck in a dryer vent due to stupidity. I recognize spur of the moment decisions that go wrong but this guy seems pretty stupid.

Luckily I was able to rectify my problem without death.

[atc23]

You can tell whomever wrote the article is an AA hire and does not use English as her primary language.

[atc23]

Medgar Evers Apartments? Like, WTF, man? WTF is Medgar Evars? Sounds like Section 8 housing for WEF detainees awaiting humane disposal.

[Libloather]

...while the woman holds onto his lower body in a bid to prevent him from falling in.

Just wondering about the exit strategy here. "I've got the keys! Thaaaaaaaaanks!" Plop?

[P.O.E.]

Because buying and then using a telescoping magnetic pick-up tool would be too logical?

[tlozo]

The other man then goes inside the chute with his two arms and head, while the woman holds onto his lower body in a bid to prevent him from falling in.

Almost had a twofer.

[KevinB]

...at around 4am on Thursday

There may be a clue somewhere in here.

[maddog55]

Agree.. unbelievably stupid. Almost as brainless as Biden.

[Jim Noble]

Whenever I get into an elevator in my current State where the tallest building has five stories, and I see someone with keys in hand and their index finger through the key ring, I know I am in the presence of a fellow New Yorker.

[CFW]

The power of gravity is absolute. Do not argue with gravity. You will lose!