Brooklyn man falls to his death down garbage chute attempting to retrieve his KEYS after woman helped him get inside and another man looked on

Daily Mail UK ^ | August 13, 2022 | Alastair Talbot

[Morgana]

Well there it is, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it's only 2:26 AM

I guess it never occurred to this man to go to the bottom of the garbage chute and get the keys?

[867V309]

I don’t understand the concept of people living on top of each other.

[griffin]

[griffin]

One less for Klaus to get rid of.
(and actually this one kinda proved Klaus right about some people)

[Salvavida]

I’m speechless. Some people are begging to die.

I doubt there were keys involved because the security camera didn’t see that. This was a double-dog dare from the first floor. He forgot about the incinerator.

[ConservativeMind]

All three are kindergarten dropouts.

[Gene Eric]

>> He had plunged to his death 15 minutes before his body was discovered.

A quarter to discovery.

[Captainpaintball]

And yet our country worships them. Our holidays. Our commercials. The rewriting and recasting of history. Our language...Our music...everything geared towards the most dysfunctional among us. We’d be taking smoke breaks on the moon if we didn’t have America’s original sin/everlasting burden placed around our necks.

[ConservativeMind]

BTTT

[Chad C. Mulligan]

Raised the average intelligence of his building’s residents into the low double digits.

[cranked]

Darwinism in action? /s

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#8: "We’d be taking smoke breaks on the moon"

Kools or Newports?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#8: "And yet our country worships them. Our holidays. Our commercials."

Disgusting isn't it? Every. Single. Commercial. Tales from the Dark Side.

[Angelino97]

This seems to be a thing.

Salem woman injured after falling into trash compactor in search of keys

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Did he not understand the meaning of CHUTE?

[Mark17]

Darwinism in action? /s

That should have been the first post, not the 11th. 🧐🤗🤪

[RummyChick]

I got a vent brush stuck in a dryer vent due to stupidity. I recognize spur of the moment decisions that go wrong but this guy seems pretty stupid.

Luckily I was able to rectify my problem without death.

[atc23]

You can tell whomever wrote the article is an AA hire and does not use English as her primary language.

[atc23]

Medgar Evers Apartments? Like, WTF, man? WTF is Medgar Evars? Sounds like Section 8 housing for WEF detainees awaiting humane disposal.

[TigerClaws]

The article was written by a white male graduate of the University of Texas. Journalism major. Per the interwebz.

That’s a good school. Not sure what they’re teaching these days other than pronouns and Marxism.