Posted on 08/12/2022 6:32:13 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — New reports from Mar-a-Lago indicate that during Monday's raid, FBI agents searching the house ran quickly to see the safe only to find it empty with an angel of the Lord standing beside it. According to eyewitnesses, the FBI agents trembled and became as dead men.
"Do not be afraid!" began the glowing angel, gesturing to the open and empty vault. "I know that you seek the classified documents taken by Trump. But behold! The Documents you seek are not here!"
The agents drew their weapons and fired on the angel, but the bullets passed through the celestial being, striking the wall behind.
"Now, go!" the angel continued. "Tell your boss, Director Wray, that the documents are not here, just as Trump said."
Trump responded to the incident, saying: "Low-IQ FBI agents searched my house and didn't find anything! Pathetic witch hunt! And they talked to my angel. Well, one of my angels. I have so many angels. All the best angels."
The FBI reported the incident to the FBI Director and Attorney General, who paid the agents to keep silent on the matter and instead tell everyone that Trump's disciples came by night and stole the documents while everyone slept.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
It appears the only difference between the Mafia and the Feds is one uses paper work and the other uses the dark of night.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.