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Strong, Independent Woman Accompanies Strong, Independent Woman To Restroom
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 10, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/11/2022 9:07:59 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

SEATTLE, WA — A strong, independent woman accompanied a strong, independent woman to the restroom in a pub in downtown Seattle, according to sources.

"Just because I want my bestie with me at all times doesn't mean I'm not independent!" said Kira Jules, a strong, independent woman standing next to her friend, also a strong, independent woman.

The women said they have always been capable on their own as they stood in the hallway waiting for the restroom together. "I do everything on my own," said Kira's friend, Sasha Wallens, "Except when I'm out having fun, or at work, or shopping, and especially when I'm going to the bathroom!"

Several studies on strong, independent women have confirmed that they tend to be completely dependent on each other and often travel in herds, leading many experts to question what "strong, independent woman" actually means.

At publishing time, the women parted temporarily to go home and curl up on the couch to watch Hallmark movies about relationships between strong, independent women who fall for small-town lumberjacks.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; independence; satire; strength; women

1 posted on 08/11/2022 9:07:59 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

****FACEPALM****


2 posted on 08/11/2022 9:09:49 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: Morgana

You don’t like the Bee’s humor?


3 posted on 08/11/2022 9:26:22 AM PDT by RWGinger (LGB)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Surprising that the restroom can accommodate two water buffaloes at the same time.........


4 posted on 08/11/2022 9:29:45 AM PDT by traditional2 (lets go B*and*n)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Great headline. I also liked the last line:

At publishing time, the women parted temporarily to go home and curl up on the couch to watch Hallmark movies about relationships between strong, independent women who fall for small-town lumberjacks.

5 posted on 08/11/2022 9:35:46 AM PDT by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: RWGinger

Oh I love it, the problem is it’s too true.


6 posted on 08/11/2022 9:42:32 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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