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Brittney Griner Rewarded With 9 Years Of Not Hearing The U.S. National Anthem
The Babylon Bee ^
| Aug 4, 2022
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/07/2022 4:28:38 PM PDT by fwdude
MOSCOW — WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty of drug trafficking charges in Russia. The judge has sentenced Griner to 9 years in a Russian penal colony where she will never have to hear America's national anthem being played.
"I'm thrilled with this ruling," said Griner to reporters. "For 9 years I will be free from the systemic racism of America and will never have to hear that awful national anthem being played. I look forward to living out the next decade far away in beautiful Russia."
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To: fwdude
She should be happy to learn the Russian national anthem; also will save injuring her knees.
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posted on
08/07/2022 5:18:31 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
To: fwdude
Penal colony, tee hee I see what you did there
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posted on
08/07/2022 5:29:25 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom Hi Dad)
To: fwdude
Musk saying if Biden is going to free her then he should be freeing people in the US for same charge
To: fwdude
They are going to forget her.
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posted on
08/07/2022 5:47:18 PM PDT
by
McGavin999
(To shut down the border tell the administration the cartel is smuggling Ivermectin )
To: fwdude
To: Chode
To: southernindymom
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posted on
08/07/2022 6:01:36 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: fwdude
Maybe she’ll learn to love the Russian anthem? I hope she has a bad accident while in the can. I don’t want people that think like her in my country at all.
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posted on
08/07/2022 6:15:38 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Rot'sa Ruck America. )
To: Mark17
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posted on
08/07/2022 6:15:48 PM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
To: dynachrome
She’ll do whatever she’s told to in a Russian prison, that’s for sure.
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posted on
08/07/2022 6:16:52 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Rot'sa Ruck America. )
To: fwdude
Bee rocks it again. Of course if the warden wanted to really mess with her a piped in repeating patriotic string of songs could drive her batty.
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posted on
08/07/2022 6:28:14 PM PDT
by
Boomer
( George Orwell: “During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.” )
To: Drew68
“All for a pothead sportsball player”
The least of her issues, not to relitigate being a pothead as not an issue.
I’d go with America hating, BLM, Lesbo whom in fact be man.
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posted on
08/07/2022 6:53:35 PM PDT
by
DAC21
To: Governor Dinwiddie
I’m pretty sure they’ll trade some murderous thug for her because when the rats are in charge, there is no fairness or reasonableness in considering the propensity of crime....thus, Russia can have an arms dealer and we get to get back some freak of nature America hating athlete that most have never watched nor will ever....
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posted on
08/07/2022 7:00:34 PM PDT
by
cherry
To: fwdude
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posted on
08/07/2022 7:04:10 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
To: fwdude
That’s a man, baby!
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posted on
08/07/2022 7:13:37 PM PDT
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: Drew68
The is nothing in this world that Biden would not give Putin for that man’s release.
Putin can literally name his price
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posted on
08/07/2022 7:39:20 PM PDT
by
atc23
(The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
To: cherry
Why trade Griner for one murderous thug when Putin knows that Biden would release a million murderous thugs to get Griner back. Putin can ask whatever he wants and it will be as good as done.
Speaking of Biden, I doubt if Biden even knows who Griner is. This is all being done by the lesbian freak show currently running the White House.
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posted on
08/07/2022 7:50:46 PM PDT
by
atc23
(The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
To: Chode
Have they done a short arm check yet to decide which gender prison he/she gets to attend? There are only 2 in Russia, you know.
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posted on
08/07/2022 7:53:41 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
To: fwdude
At publishing time, President Biden proposed bringing Griner back home by exchanging her for Hunter Biden.Sweet!
To: atc23
Why do you think it is a man?
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posted on
08/07/2022 7:55:42 PM PDT
by
sport
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