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Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 08/01/2022 11:06:38 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her planned flight to Taiwan after China announced they have developed deadly surface-to-air vodka-seeking missiles.
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To: Tell It Right
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posted on
08/01/2022 11:29:22 AM PDT
by
ComputerGuy
(Heavily-medicated for your protection)
To: Roadrunner383
As I recall, pelosi went to china in December 2019 and brought the chinese flu back with her.
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posted on
08/01/2022 11:30:25 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(I'm a pure-blood!)
To: madison10
She would try to turn Taiwan Communist if she went.
23
posted on
08/01/2022 11:36:19 AM PDT
by
alstewartfan
("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
08/01/2022 11:37:00 AM PDT
by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
To: Tench_Coxe
I don’t know why but I’ve been laughing for at least 5 minutes since reading this. Lolol.
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posted on
08/01/2022 11:38:09 AM PDT
by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: Tench_Coxe
Wearing the Ukrainian flag on her lapel.
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posted on
08/01/2022 11:38:34 AM PDT
by
the_daug
( )
To: Tench_Coxe
Those missiles can also zero in on Botox, facelifts and Inhouse Traders ...
To: griswold3
You’re all mistaken. They say Nancy is going to Taiwan but actually she’s going to ‘Tie One On’.“
That’s really good!
The Babylon Bee takes stories that contributors write .
You need to contribute that one!
“President Biden reportedly convinced Pelosi to go to “Tie One On” in a luxury government jet. Pelosi eagerly agreed “
Or something like that !!!
28
posted on
08/01/2022 11:41:30 AM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Have you seen Joe Biden's picture on a milk carton?)
To: Tench_Coxe
29
posted on
08/01/2022 11:51:32 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: Tench_Coxe
Sorry to change the subject, but I’ve had real Russian vodka in Russia.
It’s good, really good. smooth and soft, warm going down the throat.
Not like the crap vodka you get here.
Anyhow, Babylon Bee is still the best satire out there, ... back to the thread.
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posted on
08/01/2022 11:56:24 AM PDT
by
FroggyTheGremlim
(I'll be good, I will, I will!)
To: Tench_Coxe
This beautiful Bee news is worthy of a bttt.
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posted on
08/01/2022 12:19:29 PM PDT
by
citizen
(Thieves of private property pass their lives in chains; thieves of public prop. in riches and luxury)
To: griswold3
We have a winner !!!!
Brilliant!
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posted on
08/01/2022 12:20:48 PM PDT
by
Churchillspirit
(9/11/2001 and 9/11/2012: NEVER FORGET.)
To: V_TWIN
Hillary Clinton never had a campaign stop in Knoxville, Tennessee because our local airport wasn’t cleared to handle broomstick landings.
To: Tench_Coxe
Love it! “Vodka-seeking missile”. She’d be in a world of hurt.
34
posted on
08/01/2022 12:24:44 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(Sometimes when you get to where you're supposed to be, it's too soon.)
To: Tench_Coxe
The Russians should be worried, because Congress runs on bourbon.
-PJ
35
posted on
08/01/2022 12:25:21 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Tench_Coxe
Pelosi will come home to tell how she singlehandedly took over the controls of the terrified pilots while cleverly evading Chinese missiles. She says she is ready to take over from Biden.
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posted on
08/01/2022 12:33:49 PM PDT
by
353FMG
To: Tench_Coxe
Why is a lame duck speaker travelling to Taiwan anyway?
The same woman who sat unhinged at the SOTU and ripped up a speech? Seriously, our government wants her to represent our country? She isn’t an ambassador or some sort of delegation for any substantive issue, this whole thing is the worst idea I’ve heard this week.
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posted on
08/01/2022 12:36:14 PM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Tench_Coxe
Pelosi will come home to tell how she singlehandedly took over the controls of the terrified pilots while cleverly evading Chinese missiles. She says she is ready to take over from Biden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-j8Y-A2m6E
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posted on
08/01/2022 12:36:32 PM PDT
by
353FMG
To: griswold3
I bet she could sure tie her tits in a knot
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posted on
08/01/2022 12:53:08 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom Hi Dad)
To: FroggyTheGremlim
Froggy -
Do you consider Stoli to be "real Russian vodka"?
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