Posted on 08/01/2022 11:06:38 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her planned flight to Taiwan after China announced they have developed deadly surface-to-air vodka-seeking missiles.
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They developed it to use against the Ruskies, but wth.
Dang it.
ROFLMAO!
I was hoping she’d take a couple senators with her. You know-democrats representing states with GOP Governors.
Babylon Bee. Dammit I was tricked!
Youre all mistaken. They say Nancy is going to Taiwan but actually she’s going to ‘Tie One On’.
A hypersonic up’er ass should solve the blockage.
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“”Your politician lady will never get past the awesome might of our XA-12 People’s Liberation Army Martini Maimers!” said CCP General Xu Xian Xong. “We dare you to try! Hahahahaha!””
“”I will nobbeee intimidated by Chinese threats,” slurred Pelosi while chugging Tito’s directly from the bottle. “Muh fooshuuuuuu blarmgiddle. Good morning, Sunday morning.”
At publishing time, the CCP also warned Hunter Biden about trying to get past their array of crack-seekers.”
LOLOLOL
😁👍
“Pelosi’s team is considering several safer options for her trip, including.... having her fly below SAM radar on her broomstick”
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
😂
;-p
Da Bee for the score!!
Trump said if Pelosi was going to Taiwan, she must be expecting to make money. She’s probably picking up her payoff for passing the subsidy for building chip plants in the U.S. The Big Guy told her ‘pick up my 10% while you’re there’.
The Chinese better be careful with a weapon like that.
It's going to be hard to get it to lock onto anybody but Hillary.
I hope there’s no “misappropriated” Stinger Missiles in Taiwan ...
Bwaha.
How much you wanna bet CNN is fact-checking this right now.....
That’s funny! Whatever plane she’s on could probably fly on the alcohol fumes. She is an odious ‘person’ ... I’m looking as forward to never seeing her botoxed face again as I am to never seeing Hildabeast again ... and that’s saying something.
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