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Army Unsure Why Their New Slogan ‘America Is Racist, You Should Die For It’ Isn’t Getting Traction (humor)
BABYLON BEE ^ | 7/28/2022 | BEE

Posted on 07/29/2022 5:10:33 PM PDT by bitt

FORT FARRAKHAN, CA — A U.S. Army spokesperson admitted concern today after the recent drop in recruitment numbers, despite the unveiling of the new "America Is Racist, You Should Die For It" slogan.

Colonel Rip Skirtsteak said the Army will continue its push for diversity in hopes of drawing more new recruits. "It's just really hard to find recruits who hate this country as they should but are also willing to put their lives on the line to protect it," Skirtsteak said as he adjusted his rainbow flag lapel pin. "We may have to switch to Plan B, which is to offer free gender reassignment surgery for everyone who signs up."

The U.S. Army, once regarded as the premiere fighting force in the world except for the far superior Marine Corps, has instead diverted its efforts to getting rid of people who love America while promoting more inclusivity. "I really just wanted to join the military to serve my country, provide a bright future for my family, and stand up for what I believe is right," a young cadet said as he walked away from his local recruitment center after being asked by the recruitment officer if he regretted his white middle-class upbringing.

At press time, the Army was in deep discussions to create more publicity and attract potential recruits. "If our new rainbow camouflage uniforms don't get people in line to sign up, then maybe our planned ‘Drag Queen Boot Camp' will do the trick," Colonel Skirtsteak said as he closed his press conference and strutted in his red high heels back to his office.

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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Society
KEYWORDS: army; babylonbee; dieforracistusa; newslogan
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21 posted on 07/29/2022 6:37:41 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Dalberg-Acton

“Fort Farrakhan

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I thought that was in d.c. where they are holding and abusing
the 1/6 ers ?


22 posted on 07/29/2022 6:41:10 PM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: bitt

old recruiting used the phrase “be all you can be, in the Army”

now it’s “be any gender you want, in the army”!


23 posted on 07/29/2022 6:48:33 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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To: bitt

Well, who’s willing to go die for Joe and the Ho?
No one I know.


24 posted on 07/29/2022 6:56:02 PM PDT by lgjhn23 (Pray for America....)
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To: 2CAVTrooper

25 posted on 07/29/2022 7:44:12 PM PDT by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%> )
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To: bitt

Another good one by the Bee.


27 posted on 07/29/2022 8:40:24 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: bitt
"America Is Racist, You Should Die For It"

Now line up over there to get your Chinese Communist party injections

(Fosun pharma inc made the antigen for all of the injections)
28 posted on 07/29/2022 10:58:58 PM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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To: bitt
The U.S. Army, once regarded as the premiere fighting force in the world except for the far superior Marine Corps

As a former infantry grunt I take exception to that statement and would like to slap its author in the face if it wouldn't ruin my nail finish.

29 posted on 07/29/2022 11:12:09 PM PDT by Robwin ( )
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To: Robwin

ROTFLMAO


30 posted on 07/29/2022 11:14:43 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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