Posted on 07/29/2022 5:10:33 PM PDT by bitt
FORT FARRAKHAN, CA — A U.S. Army spokesperson admitted concern today after the recent drop in recruitment numbers, despite the unveiling of the new "America Is Racist, You Should Die For It" slogan.
Colonel Rip Skirtsteak said the Army will continue its push for diversity in hopes of drawing more new recruits. "It's just really hard to find recruits who hate this country as they should but are also willing to put their lives on the line to protect it," Skirtsteak said as he adjusted his rainbow flag lapel pin. "We may have to switch to Plan B, which is to offer free gender reassignment surgery for everyone who signs up."
The U.S. Army, once regarded as the premiere fighting force in the world except for the far superior Marine Corps, has instead diverted its efforts to getting rid of people who love America while promoting more inclusivity. "I really just wanted to join the military to serve my country, provide a bright future for my family, and stand up for what I believe is right," a young cadet said as he walked away from his local recruitment center after being asked by the recruitment officer if he regretted his white middle-class upbringing.
At press time, the Army was in deep discussions to create more publicity and attract potential recruits. "If our new rainbow camouflage uniforms don't get people in line to sign up, then maybe our planned ‘Drag Queen Boot Camp' will do the trick," Colonel Skirtsteak said as he closed his press conference and strutted in his red high heels back to his office.
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Well, I’m a white male so that makes me racist since the day I was born.
All fun aside, the people pushing real racism in this West are almost all ideologically derived from socialististic thought, and that includes the fascists.
+1000
“All fun aside, the people pushing real racism in this West are almost all ideologically derived from socialististic thought, and that includes the fascists.”
Yup.
Oh yeah. Well I’m a straight White Southern Male.
I’m the anti Christ.....or to put that in modern politically correct parlance, literally Hitler.
We are in what would have been regarded as a science fiction novel, ten years ago...
I like, “Do You Think America is Wasis? Then go the **** home.”
Couldn’t get much beyond this without losing my adult beverage....
“Colonel Rip Skirtsteak”
We don’t have flying cars, we haven’t colonized Mars, and many people don’t seem to know what a woman is ... instead of living in The Jetsons we are living in a Monty Python skit.
You couldn’t have sold the book, it would have been too unbelievable.
Henceforth, I'll look for delivery guys upon whom to bestow my selfless and virtuous largess. Anonymously, of course.
Always leave a cold beverage for your Instacart driver. If your car needs dealer service leave a couple dozen doughnuts on the passenger's seat. Tell the service manager they're for the guys.
We’ve evolved from “hooahs” to “who has”.
Fascists are socialists.
They use a veneer of private businesses to appear freer than outright blatant socialism. When things are good the govt takes credit. When things are bad they blame it on private businesses and nationalize some targeted companies.
In my last few years of my Naval Reserve, I was a Navy recruiter during the VietNam war. Our main selling point to potential recruits, “We are not the Army!”
We never had to say that.
They seek to demolish our history, our heroes, our founding principles. Our children have been taught to be embarrassed by our country, if not to have outright hatred for it. It is incidious, and, I fear it is working.
“Fort Farrakhan, CA.”
That’s a good touch. Nice attention to detail.
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