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Skip to comments.Gotta break the blues and smile
Posted on 07/29/2022 11:49:24 AM PDT by sodpoodle
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered - 'Is that one word or two?'
It depends on what the meaning of is is.
That made me smile! :-)
People always say what they mean..
I would like = I like wood.
You were not born in 1950 to Sodpoodle = I was only 10 years old!!!!
Has anyone else commented on how your post appears to make the claim that you were born to other FReepers?
Husband comes home from doctor and says it’ll cost $10,000 for a 4 inch ‘lengthening’. Wife says let’s just re-do our countertops.
7/29/2022, 2:56:10 PM · 5 of 6
Born in 1950 to sodpoodle
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