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Gotta break the blues and smile
email from a friend | 7/29/2022 | unknown

Posted on 07/29/2022 11:49:24 AM PDT by sodpoodle

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered - 'Is that one word or two?'


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: elderly
I know it's raunchy - but we need a break!!!!!
1 posted on 07/29/2022 11:49:24 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

It depends on what the meaning of is is.


2 posted on 07/29/2022 11:51:50 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: sodpoodle

That made me smile! :-)


3 posted on 07/29/2022 11:53:18 AM PDT by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them!it)
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To: SomeCallMeTim

It Worked:)


4 posted on 07/29/2022 11:55:17 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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People always say what they mean..

I would like = I like wood.


5 posted on 07/29/2022 11:56:10 AM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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You were not born in 1950 to Sodpoodle = I was only 10 years old!!!!

Has anyone else commented on how your post appears to make the claim that you were born to other FReepers?


6 posted on 07/29/2022 12:06:22 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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To: sodpoodle

Husband comes home from doctor and says it’ll cost $10,000 for a 4 inch ‘lengthening’. Wife says let’s just re-do our countertops.


7 posted on 07/29/2022 12:09:02 PM PDT by cymbeline
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7/29/2022, 2:56:10 PM ยท 5 of 6
Born in 1950 to sodpoodle


8 posted on 07/29/2022 12:10:57 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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