Posted on 07/17/2022 2:48:13 PM PDT by lowbridge
Something consumed has been left out of the account of this story. Has to be...
He looks like an inbreed to on the local news 🤪
I thought Sasquatch eat only Jack Links beef jerky... 🤓.
The Court TV ratings would be through the roof!
Goes along with 61 genders and defunding the police to cut crime
Crystal Meth is a hell of a thing...
Insanity plea. Spend a month in the booby hatch until cured, them free.
The Bigfoot tale was only a cover story. What really happened was this: Sanders’ brother was there noodling away in the river, when he was pulled under by the biggest catfish he had ever seen. At the bottom of the river, he saw a gleam of gold. He pulled his hand free of the catfish’s mouth and grabbed the gleaming object, a perfect ring of gold. He showed this to his brother, who claimed the Ring, saying it was his by right; it was his birthday present. The two brothers fought and Larry was victorious. He later slipped on the ring, and was able to slip away from the police.
Alcohol was involved. What a fish story.
Highly asymmetric face, just like Jared Loughner (the Gabby Giffords shooter). Possible indication of a fissure in his personality. The split-off version tends to be nuts.
Not someone you’d want to go into the woods with, as they say.
Especially when Mr Sanders is killed by Bigfoot in the courtroom. Can’t unsummon Bigfoot. Poor guy is going to get a foot print in his head.
“Highly asymmetric face, just like Jared Loughner (the Gabby Giffords shooter). Possible indication of a fissure in his personality. The split-off version tends to be nuts.”
Ah, phrenology. It’s science!
I knew Jared. I, among others, used to debate politics against him on a daily basis for around a couple years up until a few days before his shooting spree. He was as far leftist as they came. Yet, when his identity became known, the media attempted to pass him off as a right winger and blamed Sarah Palin for his actions as well.
Looks like the Washington Examiner writer wanted to leave this part out. There was a drug.
Man arrested for killing noodling partner, claims “Bigfoot defense”
FOX23.com
Cox Media Group
July 11, 2022
https://www.fox23.com/news/man-arrested-killing-noodling-partner-claims-bigfoot-defense/AIULXSG5EVHKVMC67JMMBGDS4E/
“’He [Sanders] appeared to be under the influence of something,’ said Pontotoc County Sheriff John Christian.”
Meth was cut with a little to much fentanyl again.
Ya' don't say. (eye roll)
And never go hunting with a Cheney.
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