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1 posted on 07/11/2022 2:35:42 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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George Jones & His Notorious Riding Lawnmower
2 posted on 07/11/2022 2:36:11 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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I feel like this is the kind of thing that happens a couple of times a week in Florida. Just saying...


4 posted on 07/11/2022 2:44:28 PM PDT by fhayek
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Florida Man is at it again.

How does one man get in so much trouble?


5 posted on 07/11/2022 2:45:11 PM PDT by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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Home Improvement! paging Tim Allen


6 posted on 07/11/2022 2:46:04 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("hold my phone; I'm from Alaska")
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so was it a ZTR? Cause those can move pretty fast. Prolly had good cause to believe he’d get away!


8 posted on 07/11/2022 2:49:49 PM PDT by Samurai_Jack (This is not about hypocrisy, this is about hierarchy!)
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Hmmmmm....Okaloosa County aka LA (lower alabama)......might actually be Alabama man.


9 posted on 07/11/2022 2:49:55 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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Jeez, I’m WAY older than that guy and I can run faster than a riding lawnmower. Even holding a revolver, a handcuff key, and a meth pipe. (Maybe it was a treasure hunt gone wrong!)

(I’m guessing no one knows what a “treasure hunt” is these days, when it would be potential suicide to go to some random neighbor’s house and start asking him for things.)


10 posted on 07/11/2022 2:50:00 PM PDT by Scarlett156 (What about those women with NO ACCESS TO CALENDARS??? WHAT ABOUT THEM???!!!!!)
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Why would anyone take meth before mowing the lawn?

In fact why would anyone do any drug before getting on lawn mower?

Those things will remove fingers and toes for fun.

If you must drug and mow use a push mower and end the day with all your digits intact and attached.

11 posted on 07/11/2022 2:54:56 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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Hey, in San Diego a guy stole a tank.

Hey, in Seattle a guy stole an airplane.

Hey, in Port Sulphur a guy stole a shimp boat.

Hey, in Palo Alto a guy stole a Ferrari. And cut it in half.

Yes, he survived.

It’s not just Florida man.

8^)

5.56mm


15 posted on 07/11/2022 3:00:23 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
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Speed freak mowing his lawn.


17 posted on 07/11/2022 3:03:06 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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Racing Mower Hotsell, 54% OFF | www.visitmontanejos.com

     Florida man should have upgraded.

19 posted on 07/11/2022 3:07:25 PM PDT by chief lee runamok (Anti-Socialist Derelict at Large)
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Florida man salute!


21 posted on 07/11/2022 3:16:06 PM PDT by rrrod (6)
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Anyone see David Lynch’s movie “The Straight Story”? I freakin’ loved that film.


22 posted on 07/11/2022 3:16:10 PM PDT by irishjuggler
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Well, at least he didn’t try using his daughter’s
Barbie-Mobile. He would have gotten stuck in it anyway.


23 posted on 07/11/2022 3:19:51 PM PDT by lee martell
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I always carry and smoke crack when I do yardwork.

Doesn’t look very one?


30 posted on 07/11/2022 3:47:10 PM PDT by RedMonqey
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Meth Mowing Marathon...A Floridalympic sport.


31 posted on 07/11/2022 3:59:32 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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Images of Conway Twitty riding to the liquor store floating in my head.


35 posted on 07/11/2022 4:21:01 PM PDT by Fai Mao
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did Florida man Ricky Bobby strike again?


37 posted on 07/11/2022 4:47:20 PM PDT by Liaison (TANSTAAFL)
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Amateur.
38 posted on 07/11/2022 4:55:53 PM PDT by loucon (Vaccination by choice is freedom. Vaccination by mandate is ... well you know ... that thing ... )
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Car 54, Car 54 ... suspect sighted heading south on US 1. Approach with caution ... suspect is drunk and dangerous


40 posted on 07/11/2022 6:33:01 PM PDT by CapnJack ( )
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