Posted on 07/03/2022 12:57:51 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Are you a single loser? Are you also a man? Love scientists with The Babylon Bee talked with 1000 actual real-live women and uncovered ten things Christian women are looking for in a man. Only you have the power to mold yourself into the ultimate man and win her heart.
Consider embodying one of these amazing qualities:
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I am definitely closer to being Mary Ann vs Ginger. Like many other teenagers at the time, I was awkward and didn’t have much self-confidence regarding my “attractiveness”. I think my Mama just wanted me not to be broken-hearted over the first guy (or second or third guy) I liked. It was her way of helping me understand that I was “valuable” and “worthy” and should take my time choosing a partner. The right guy would come along eventually, and he did. I’m very blessed!
Right. My mistake. For years I was the one who heard the kids’ memorization in my dad’s church. Nothing like learning Scripture as a child; it sticks forever.
You had a good mama. I never got one piece of advice from either of my parents about anything. I somehow managed to turn out okay, but it would have been nice to have some guidance from an adult I trusted along the way (not that I would have trusted any advice either of my parents gave me. :-))
Lol, I get you. And yes, my Mama was the best!
I forgot thirdly...that’s TWO women! So, not only does a man have kill something, drag it home and cook it, but he has to fold a fitted sheet BY HIMSELF. WHEN IT TAKES TWO WOMEN!
What’s even the point?! It either goes on the bed or it gets crumpled up and tossed in a drawer. End of argument. (Yes, I’m sleeping alone on the sofa...again.)
I was in Bible Memory Association and the women who heard my verses became the dearest dearest in my whole life!!
I mastered that one. Amazes my wife.
Bullies and control freaks are zetas masquerading as alphas.
A true alpha asks and his woman complies, because he puts her first in all his decisions.
Mine does. He asks for very little and gives much. When he does ask, I’m happy to give.
Happily his wife for almost 30 years and still mad crazy in love.
Able Workmen Are Not Ashamed
Sort of like Boy Scouts, in Evangelical Church setting
My husband was not necessarily a bad boy in his youth, but he definitely had a wild side. Worked hard, drank his fill, raced motorcycles and came home bloody from sports.
When he played, he played to win.
By the time we met, he had matured into a rock-solid alpha male with a different goal in mind - to find the right woman to start his family. Someone who was smart, successful, feminine without being weak, and faithful.
I wanted a warrior. Someone who knew when to fight and how to fight, if needed. Someone who could fix things and carry on a conversation. Someone who could be just as comfortable on the lake fishing as they were in a dance club. Someone who was hardworking and faithful.
Match made in Heaven.
That's because young women are biologically programmed to reproduce and "bad boys" are more likely to pursue them aggressively for a roll in the hay. It's the reason there are so many black women with multiple kids by different fathers who are nowhere to be found. Nature doesn't program them to want to mate with men who will be successful in the modern world, it programs them to want to get pregnant by aggressive men. The smart ones will use their head and seek out higher value men, but to do that they're going against their DNA. That's why there are so many living in trailers like in Jeff Foxworthy's joke. Humans are creatures of our DNA guided instinct no matter how much we try to overrule it. Just like a dog is going to act like a dog no matter how much you train him, a woman is going to be attracted to what her instincts tell her, not what's necessarily good for her. It's the reason marriages in traditional cultures have been arranged by family members, kind of like a farmer selects for desired traits in his livestock. The family usually didn't want any trash brought into it that they'd have to support along with their less than desirable kids. Today with the modern hook-up culture all bets are off.
I was the ugly duckling that hit my swan years in my 20s.
I became very picky after pouring my heart and soul into my high school jag-off who wasn’t worth half the grief he caused me.
I wasn’t going to waste my time again. Thankfully, God brought my husband into my life and I’ve been very happily married ever since.
Funny, but most men who think of themselves as 'alpha' and act as though they are are kind of pathetic and laughable losers.
Until they need to be saved or financed
I mean those who are in the top 20% desirability, not the Squiggy’s of the world.
What does a man want in a woman
Beautiful and not mentally unbalanced
It’s not complicated
I taught MY wife!
I never burn meatloaf because that culinary atrocity will never be placed on my table.
I wouldn’t eat meatloaf if I could.
BLECH!!!!
Hahaha ha 😅😅😅😅. My philosophy as well, until I met a woman who actually wanted my “hard to want” attitude. I’m sunk, FRiend! It’s been a wonderful 25 years 😁👍
Very glad to hear. I found a winner myself on the second try. Based on my experience, having a good marriage is the best way to go through life. Also based on my experience, having a bad marriage is the worst way to go through life. :-) I've made sure to teach my kids that who one marries is the biggest decision of one's life.
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