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Beast from the East! Panicking Putin 'calls up OBESE 280lbs retired general, 67, to lead forces in Ukraine' after 'most of his best and battle-hardened senior commanders are killed' in war
Daily Mail ^ | 6/26/2022 | Walter Finch

Posted on 06/26/2022 10:45:38 AM PDT by marcusmaximus

Putin has called an obese general out of retirement to take command of forces in Ukraine after yet another round of purges of top commanders has left him 'scraping the barrel'.

The 20 stone General Pavel, 67, has been summoned from his comfortable life in the Moscow suburbs and told to don his specially-made army fatigues and go to the front lines of eastern Ukraine.

He will now take charge of Russian special forces operating in the region after the unit's former commander was seriously injured in an artillery strike.

A veteran of the Soviet Union's ill-fated invasion of Afghanistan in the 1980s and a member of Russia's special forces, General Pavel has let himself go considerably since retirement five years ago.

He is understood to eat five meals a day and polish it all off with a litre of vodka. Since coming back to the service, he has had to have his uniform specially made and he needs to wear two sets of body armour to ensure his torso is protected.

'Most of his best and battle-hardened senior commanders have been killed or injured fighting in Ukraine so he is resorting to sending second rate officers to the front who don't last very long.

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Despite capturing the key city of Severodonetsk yesterday, there have been reports that Putin has now sacked his number one general in Ukraine, ostensibly over the glacial pace of advance of the Russian army's primary thrust to annex the Donbas.

The dismissal of Gen Alexander Dvornikov, rumoured to be a drunk and distrusted by his officers, would mark yet another major shake up of Putin's command structure, and an expression of the dictator's frustration with the state of his war in Ukraine, which he had supposed would be successfully over within four days.

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To: marcusmaximus

My goodness. He’s even fatter than I am! Near the same age too. The big difference is I”m not trying to lead a foreign invasion just now.

I’ll bet this guy thought for sure somebody was kidding him with ‘You have orders to return to Duty in two weeks.
You can supplement your retirement, and at goverment expense!


81 posted on 06/26/2022 1:54:03 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: butlerweave

Yeah...I was like “Huh? Is he four feet tall?”


82 posted on 06/26/2022 1:58:27 PM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: datura

83 posted on 06/26/2022 2:02:18 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: marcusmaximus

He may be obese but he’s not the typical US faggot officer.


84 posted on 06/26/2022 2:11:41 PM PDT by chuckb87
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To: marcusmaximus

he is more than 280 pounds


85 posted on 06/26/2022 2:28:12 PM PDT by JoeRender
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To: marcusmaximus

Anyone seen Chris Cristy lately?


86 posted on 06/26/2022 2:54:28 PM PDT by cableguymn
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To: marcusmaximus

Meat shield.😏


87 posted on 06/26/2022 6:11:12 PM PDT by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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To: marcusmaximus

Weapon
Of
Mass
Blubber.😁


88 posted on 06/26/2022 6:12:24 PM PDT by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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To: chuckb87

True.🤔


89 posted on 06/26/2022 6:18:19 PM PDT by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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To: marcusmaximus

Corporal Porky Pig re-re-re reporting for duty, comrade!


90 posted on 06/26/2022 6:19:09 PM PDT by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: cornfedcowboy; jjotto; Wilhelm Tell
#58, 70, & 72: The Russians are letting Ukraine and commerical phone companies know where they are, https://twitter.com/TrentTelenko/status/1524743911817850881.
91 posted on 06/26/2022 10:47:40 PM PDT by Widget Jr (Disobey your television.)
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To: Wilhelm Tell; PIF; MercyFlush; UMCRevMom@aol.com; All

The joys of military retirement in an Autocracy. I wonder when someone will eliminate the source of the problem?


92 posted on 06/27/2022 3:03:51 AM PDT by gleeaikin (Question authority)
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To: gleeaikin

Thanks for post!

One comment following the article said:
“He’s a snipers dream easy to spot and hard to miss!”


93 posted on 06/27/2022 3:52:13 AM PDT by UMCRevMom@aol.com (et, so p )
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To: marcusmaximus
Turns out this was a totally fake story. Imagine that.

Remember this "exclusive" story in the Daily Star about "general Pavel", who was supposedly "dragged out of retirement" by Putin and sent to Ukraine?

94 posted on 07/09/2022 8:24:40 AM PDT by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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To: DMZFrank

http://www.worldwar1.com/dbc/hunterliggett.htm


95 posted on 07/09/2022 8:39:17 AM PDT by jpsb
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To: Drew68
I don't think he would care. Per post #57 further upthread: "I saw the General Pavel no last name thing too but the story was too good in spite of it."
96 posted on 07/09/2022 9:07:11 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (There is nothing new under the sun.)
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To: jpsb

Thanks a lot for this new insight into the life of a remarkable and historically totally under appreciated commander.


97 posted on 07/09/2022 9:18:20 AM PDT by DMZFrank
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To: alexander_busek; marcusmaximus; MercyFlush; PIF; ought-six; UMCRevMom@aol.com; Zhang Fei; ...

It appears this story about “Pavel” may be a fake according to what appears to be careful research. Or could it be a complicated set up to accuse Ukraine of making things up and proving that everything Russia or Pooty Pals say is the truth? This was suggested in this post at comment #42. Below is the link for the newly posted research that “proves” this story is a fake. Does it really do that?

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4077204/posts


98 posted on 07/09/2022 9:53:21 AM PDT by gleeaikin (Question authority)
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To: gleeaikin
Below is the link for the newly posted research that “proves” this story is a fake. Does it really do that?

Yes, it does.

99 posted on 07/09/2022 10:31:34 AM PDT by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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To: gleeaikin
It appears this story about “Pavel” may be a fake according to what appears to be careful research. Or could it be a complicated set up to accuse Ukraine of making things up and proving that everything Russia or Pooty Pals say is the truth?

This is what we call "desperation."

Your dichotomy is entirely unnecessary. You don't have to completely ignore the existence of Russian propaganda to acknowledge the fact that Daily Mail also posts lots of propaganda, albeit from a different angle.

For perspective: the two individuals in the original Twitter thread (Rien Emmery and Lotte Lambrecht) work as fact-checkers for a Belgian magazine called Knack. As you can see from here and here shows that they are evenhanded with their fact-checking, both for and against Russia and Ukraine.

Below is the link for the newly posted research that “proves” this story is a fake. Does it really do that?

Unless you think any of the evidence gathered by Rien and Lotte to debunk the Daily Star was fake, what reason do you have to doubt it?

100 posted on 07/09/2022 10:35:21 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (There is nothing new under the sun.)
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