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'Pretty Cool We Overturned Roe, Right Fellas?' Says David French Trying To Sit At Trump Voters' Lunch Table
BabylonBee ^
| June 24, 2022
| BabylonBee.com
Posted on 06/24/2022 6:34:03 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Following the U.S. Supreme Court's 6-3 ruling overturning the constitutionality of Roe v. Wade, columnist David French was seen trying to sit at the cool lunch table filled with Trump voters.
"Pretty cool we overturned Roe, right fellas?" said French while holding his lunch bag of soy-based foods in one hand and waiting to receive a high five with his other hand. "I can't believe we all did it together as a team who always liked Drumpf. I mean, uh, Trump."
The crowd of cool Trump voters barely noticed him as they were busy fist-bumping and listing Trump's many, many wins.
Witnesses report that French, sweat beading on his forehead, took a deep breath then opened his backpack and pulled out a bright red MAGA hat. He then slowly, laboriously placed it atop his head.
At publishing time, David French was working on his next article, titled, "How I Contributed to the End of Roe v. Wade By Getting a Wedgie, a Swirlie, Then Being Shoved in a Locker by Trump Voters."
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; davidfrench
I only take credit for the wedgie.
The rest I had nothing to do with.
(It's a joke boy! A funny! Nice lad but about as sharp as a pound of liver)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Traitor Roberts is/was not really onboard with the decision..
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posted on
06/24/2022 6:35:54 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: Paladin2
No.
But he was unable to stop it.
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posted on
06/24/2022 6:37:08 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
“But he was unable to stop it.”
Trump’s Fault....
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posted on
06/24/2022 6:38:17 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Who the hell is David French?
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posted on
06/24/2022 6:39:46 PM PDT
by
LIConFem
(Read up on Russia's Oct, 1917 Revolution... And prepare.)
To: LIConFem
A Bush League Republican apologist who masquerades as a conservative commentator.
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posted on
06/24/2022 7:11:25 PM PDT
by
Lurkinanloomin
( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
To: LIConFem
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posted on
06/24/2022 7:12:07 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: LIConFem
I get all those elitist David’s confused, French, Frum, Brooks, Brock... They all suck and some do literally.
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posted on
06/24/2022 7:58:39 PM PDT
by
Luke21
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
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posted on
06/24/2022 8:52:41 PM PDT
by
egfowler3
(Still a Deplorable, a Christian 'Infidel', an American patriot & 'a vast right-wing conspirator')
To: egfowler3
I was not involved in that action.
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posted on
06/24/2022 9:05:08 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Me either, I was asking the poster if HE knew, wedgie’s I already know about but ... sadly, I wasn’t always a ‘good’ boy, [snicker].
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posted on
06/24/2022 9:14:05 PM PDT
by
egfowler3
(Still a Deplorable, a Christian 'Infidel', an American patriot & 'a vast right-wing conspirator')
To: egfowler3
Well, one meaning is an soft serve ice cream cone that is half vanilla and half chocolate.
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posted on
06/24/2022 9:17:18 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
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posted on
06/24/2022 10:44:14 PM PDT
by
Do_Tar
(I wish I was kidding.)
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