Posted on 06/10/2022 6:39:05 AM PDT by markomalley
“Retail sales growth has exploded,” company spokeswoman Cheri McMaster told Time magazine, saying demand is up 7.7% since the Oscars 2022 host starred in the series of commercials for the corporation almost two years ago.
Tampax tampons are currently hard to come by at grocery stores in many parts of the country, “with Amazon sellers taking advantage of the shortage.” In January, the outlet reports, one box of 18 Tampax “listed for $114, about $6 more more — per tampon — than women usually pay.” In addition to raging shortage complaints in Reddit threads, a charity that supports homeless women has also seen a “big drop off” in donations of the feminine hygiene product.
The company is apparently running Tampax factory workers ragged in Maine — with McMaster claiming the manufacturer is operating 24 hours a day in an attempt to plug the dam of demand.
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The company is apparently running Tampax factory workers ragged in Maine ...
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There’s a bad joke in there.
Now that all Men's rooms must be stocked with tampons, the increased woke demand was bound to cause shortages.
In the vernacular of the Brits, She’s a bloody wench.
claiming the manufacturer is operating 24 hours a day in an attempt to plug the dam of demand by the millions of illegal female invaders.
Well, if there is anyone who can make women feel less gross about themselves during menstruation by comparison, it’s Amy Schumer.
Yep, had to read to the end to get the gems!
“Tampax factory workers running ragged in Maine”
“plug the dam of demand”
Will the male author get the treatment now?
I guess the girls will have to go into the boy’s restrooms for their feminine hygiene products.
IIRC there were news stories a few weeks ago about schools installing tampon machines in the boy’s restrooms.
“The company is apparently running Tampax factory workers ragged in Maine ...”
Incidentally, did you realize that you have THREE periods in this sentence ?
As I said, that paragraph is journalistic gold.
Thanks for actually reading it.
A skank of the first order.
Incidentally, did you realize that you have THREE periods in this sentence ?
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An unintentional triple entendre! ;-)
This is sooooooooooooo easy to rectify.
Women: Identify as male and you will not need tampons anymore.
‘Nuff said.
“A skank of the first order.”
Take one glance at her face and then imagine what her skanky, crusty, putrid azz looks like.
I need a shower now.
An unintentional triple entendre! ;-)
Oh no, it’s the First World war all over again.
Invest in feminine product makers. They always have to make more.
Would the saying “If it bleeds, it ledes” be appropriate or relevant to the article in question?
Her family is responsible for the douchebag shortage as well.
She’s a disgusting gutter pig, IMO. A skank of the first order.
And also in “plug the dam of demand”.
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