The company is apparently running Tampax factory workers ragged in Maine ...
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There’s a bad joke in there.
Now that all Men's rooms must be stocked with tampons, the increased woke demand was bound to cause shortages.
In the vernacular of the Brits, She’s a bloody wench.
claiming the manufacturer is operating 24 hours a day in an attempt to plug the dam of demand by the millions of illegal female invaders.
Well, if there is anyone who can make women feel less gross about themselves during menstruation by comparison, it’s Amy Schumer.
Yep, had to read to the end to get the gems!
“Tampax factory workers running ragged in Maine”
“plug the dam of demand”
Will the male author get the treatment now?
I guess the girls will have to go into the boy’s restrooms for their feminine hygiene products.
IIRC there were news stories a few weeks ago about schools installing tampon machines in the boy’s restrooms.
A skank of the first order.
This is sooooooooooooo easy to rectify.
Women: Identify as male and you will not need tampons anymore.
‘Nuff said.
Invest in feminine product makers. They always have to make more.
Would the saying “If it bleeds, it ledes” be appropriate or relevant to the article in question?
If men can have babies, they’ll need tampons. It’s the “in” thing for men to think they’re women & act like it too so I’m sure the shortage is due to the tampon companies not planning for the unexpected demand. Baby formula, now tampons ... interesting. Someone needs to ask FJB about the tampon shortage - that question should be worth a demented explosion of irrational anger. C’mon man (no pun intended)! Of course, when you get down to brass tacks, you just KNOW it’s Putin’s fault.
/s (as if I need to add this)
They need that little Dutch boy to stick his finger in the hole.
I may be able to stay on my diet now that I know donuts can have periods.Schumer is a beast anyway. Since she had her hysterectomy she is no longer qualified to discuss periods.