Posted on 06/06/2022 2:43:53 PM PDT by simpson96
Well, there's really no way to put this delicately. A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area," WPLG Local 10 reports.
The man and woman were northbound in an SUV on North Ocean Boulevard when the driver apparently became distracted by his passenger's performance and crossed the center line, striking the delivery van as it traveled southbound near the intersection with Northwest 19th St. Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.
Aerial footage of the aftermath showed both SUV occupants being treated at the scene, pants around their ankles. Other reports indicate that the driver and his passenger were both injured in the collision, which happened while the deed was being done. Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.
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So,I’m not the only one to think of that movie when they read the title.😏
Anyone remember “The World According to Garp”? There is a scene in there where a car crashes into another park car in the driveway that had a couple committing an illicit “act”. The guy also suffered injury to “his private parts”.
Kinda reminds me of that.
...or the World According To Garp Award.
Shoot, I posted #22 before seeing your poster post. But I dig!
Does this story have a happy ending, or did the event end prematurely?
So did she have any head injuries from impact with the steering wheel?
There used to be a stiff fine for that behavior, but the judge will make an exception in his case.
Did she bite the airbag?
The whole thing started with Florida Man and Florida Woman ... now it’s just two Florida Women.
Wasn’t there a headache remedy called HeadOn?
Well, that blows!
Put it on ice and use Fed Ex to send it to your surgeon. Because if you want it re-attached, it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
Him: “Don’t swallow it! Don’t swallow it!”
I hope Tom Petty & the Heartbreaker’s “You Wreck Me Baby (yes you Do-oo-oo)” was playing right before impact.
Ping for your pinglist. You know which one.
>>explain to the insurance co.<p
“Covered it. We know a thing two because we’ve seen a thing or two.”
Well, one thing you can always say about Williams. His movies were either really good or nearly unwatchable. For every “Jumanji” (original) or “Death to Smoochy” there is a “Patch Adams” or “Bicentennial Man”. Though maybe “Bicentennial Man” is worth two good ones. It did feel like it lasted 40 days and 40 nights.
“Did he hurt his head in that wreck?”
“Yes, both of them.”
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