Posted on 06/06/2022 2:43:53 PM PDT by simpson96
Well, there's really no way to put this delicately. A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area," WPLG Local 10 reports.
The man and woman were northbound in an SUV on North Ocean Boulevard when the driver apparently became distracted by his passenger's performance and crossed the center line, striking the delivery van as it traveled southbound near the intersection with Northwest 19th St. Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.
Aerial footage of the aftermath showed both SUV occupants being treated at the scene, pants around their ankles. Other reports indicate that the driver and his passenger were both injured in the collision, which happened while the deed was being done. Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.
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Isn’t Karma a bitch?
That’s nuts!
Rush called it a “chopadickoffame.”
Florida Man-hood
Well, we had Florida Man, then Florida Woman. Now we have Florida Mixed Doubles.
Reminded me of “The World According to Garp” movie, one of the dumbest, most awful movies ever.
This should be interesting to explain to the insurance co.
Well, that blows! Was she ticketed for not wearing a seat belt?
I have always wondered if people clinched their teeth when hit. Guess the answer is a resounding, YES.
So he does not get the rare non-fatal Darwin Award.
LOL
A Hummer no doubt.
The World according to Garp.
I guess the million-dollar question is: “Did she spit or swallow?”
Women, always applying make-up and cleaning their tonsils in the car.
She must not have a gag reflex.
We are surrounded by morons. They’re concentrated in the big cities (Ft. Lauderdale, for example). This is the variety of sporting event that’s best engaged in at night, on a country road, with a bottle of good whiskey. Or something.
And the vehicle in “park,” of course.
Get a room.
Reminds me of driving over HWY 12 White Pass (Washington State) with my girlfriend in my 65 Corvette in 1982, except for the crash and burn part.
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