Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act (Driver suffers 'injuries to his private area')

AutoBlog ^ | 6/3/2022 | Byron Hurd

[BiteYourSelf]

So,I’m not the only one to think of that movie when they read the title.😏

[NohSpinZone]

Anyone remember “The World According to Garp”? There is a scene in there where a car crashes into another park car in the driveway that had a couple committing an illicit “act”. The guy also suffered injury to “his private parts”.

Kinda reminds me of that.

[FLNittany]

"So he does not get the rare non-fatal Darwin Award."

...or the World According To Garp Award.

[NohSpinZone]

Shoot, I posted #22 before seeing your poster post. But I dig!

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

Does this story have a happy ending, or did the event end prematurely?

[Mozzafiato]

So did she have any head injuries from impact with the steering wheel?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

There used to be a stiff fine for that behavior, but the judge will make an exception in his case.

[AJFavish]

Did she bite the airbag?

[TigersEye]

The whole thing started with Florida Man and Florida Woman ... now it’s just two Florida Women.

[Larry Lucido]

Wasn’t there a headache remedy called HeadOn?

[The Duke]

Well, that blows!

[PTBAA]

Put it on ice and use Fed Ex to send it to your surgeon. Because if you want it re-attached, it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Him: “Don’t swallow it! Don’t swallow it!”

[Chewbarkah]

I hope Tom Petty & the Heartbreaker’s “You Wreck Me Baby (yes you Do-oo-oo)” was playing right before impact.

[Disambiguator]

Ping for your pinglist. You know which one.

[teeman8r]

florida man legend

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=florida+man+song&cvid=8e792e7b16f5421c84e9b15eadd980ab&aqs=edge.0.0l7j69i64.5631j0j1&pglt=43&PC=U531&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dflorida%2bman%2bsong%26cvid%3d8e792e7b16f5421c84e9b15eadd980ab%26aqs%3dedge.0.0l7j69i64.5631j0j1%26pglt%3d43%26FORM%3dANNAB1%26PC%3dU531&view=detail&mmscn=vwrc&mid=B16BF01DE25B98C3E101B16BF01DE25B98C3E101&FORM=WRVORC

[Deaf Smith]

>>explain to the insurance co.<p
“Covered it. We know a thing two because we’ve seen a thing or two.”

[Seruzawa]

Well, one thing you can always say about Williams. His movies were either really good or nearly unwatchable. For every “Jumanji” (original) or “Death to Smoochy” there is a “Patch Adams” or “Bicentennial Man”. Though maybe “Bicentennial Man” is worth two good ones. It did feel like it lasted 40 days and 40 nights.

[Responsibility2nd]

“Did he hurt his head in that wreck?”

“Yes, both of them.”

[teeman8r]

or this one

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=florida+man+song&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dflorida%2bman%2bsong%26cvid%3d8e792e7b16f5421c84e9b15eadd980ab%26aqs%3dedge.0.0l7j69i64.5631j0j1%26pglt%3d43%26FORM%3dANNAB1%26PC%3dU531&mmscn=vwrc&view=detail&mid=2262B8F8DFDD8B5266AF2262B8F8DFDD8B5266AF&rvsmid=B16BF01DE25B98C3E101B16BF01DE25B98C3E101&FORM=VDQVAP