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A man in India divorced his wife for cooking him instant noodles every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, judge says
Yahoo news ^ | 5 June 2022 | Katie Boon

Posted on 06/06/2022 7:33:20 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

The man said his wife would buy packets of Maggi noodles, a brand of instant noodles, and serve them to him for breakfast, lunch, and dinner throughout their marriage... Eventually, the couple divorced on mutual consent, the judge said.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: oodlesofnoodles
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Could be worse?

Indian cuisine is usually time intensive.

A friend says, beware when the wife is always using a pressure cooker to speed things along...

1 posted on 06/06/2022 7:33:20 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Did it ever occur to the man to cook his own meals?


2 posted on 06/06/2022 7:35:33 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as. )
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3 posted on 06/06/2022 7:36:23 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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4 posted on 06/06/2022 7:37:52 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: DUMBGRUNT
You have two jobs as a wife.

And ya gotta do at least one of them consistently and well.

(:

5 posted on 06/06/2022 7:37:52 AM PDT by riri (There can be no unity with the wicked, their servants, or their slaves.-Vox Day)
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6 posted on 06/06/2022 7:41:12 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

what? he can’t operate a microwave? po’ thing.


7 posted on 06/06/2022 7:41:14 AM PDT by avital2
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Something tells me that lady will be getting an endorsement deal with the company that makes those noodles...
8 posted on 06/06/2022 7:42:50 AM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: DUMBGRUNT

That’s the difference between India and Pakistan. In Pakistan she would have been beheaded in the name of allah.


9 posted on 06/06/2022 7:46:20 AM PDT by libh8er
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/jury-convicts-new-york-tv-executive-of-beheading-wife


10 posted on 06/06/2022 7:48:36 AM PDT by libh8er
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Is this Guy helpless ? Can’t make food for himself ?


11 posted on 06/06/2022 7:51:40 AM PDT by butlerweave
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That’s a lot of sodium. His blood pressure probably rivaled that of the hydraulic systems do jet aircraft.


12 posted on 06/06/2022 7:54:03 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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On jet aircraft.


13 posted on 06/06/2022 7:55:06 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: avital2; No name given

That’s the kind of wives’ relleious attitude that has helped dysfunction and disharmony in the home and a gozillion divorces.


14 posted on 06/06/2022 7:56:07 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Maybe the question is how much money did he give his wife for food.


15 posted on 06/06/2022 7:56:46 AM PDT by Wuli
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To: butlerweave; No name given ; avital2

Not his job. No indication in the article that the wife works outside the home.

Also no indication as to whether he provides enough money to do better.

He should have married Connie Corleone, both would have been better off. (Not to mention Sonny.)


16 posted on 06/06/2022 8:00:29 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("It's one thing if it's a minor incursion" - Joe Biden)
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It could be worse.

My ex roommate got married and learned his wife couldn’t make Kraft Mac and Cheese


17 posted on 06/06/2022 8:08:46 AM PDT by bert ( (KWE. NP. N.C. +12) Promoting Afro Heritage diversity will destroy the democrats)
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LOL! I’d like to see that wife who has only ‘two jobs’.


18 posted on 06/06/2022 8:08:51 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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It would have been cheaper.
I think she wanted a divorce lol


19 posted on 06/06/2022 8:15:17 AM PDT by HollyB
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My dad always complained about how my mom made his
soft-boiled eggs - either too runny or else overdone.
After one morning after my dad's yelling, mom said:

"You don't like the way I make your soft-boiled eggs?
Fine. You make them yourself from now on. I'll cook you
anything else that you want, but NOT soft-boiled eggs.
You want 'em? YOU cook 'em."

And he did.
Breakfast times were harmonious after that, until my
dad's passing at age 89.

20 posted on 06/06/2022 8:17:08 AM PDT by GaltAdonis
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