Posted on 05/26/2022 2:13:16 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being denied communion in her home city of San Francisco, House Speaker Pelosi has retaliated against the insult by introducing articles of impeachment against Pope Francis.
"Denying me the Eucharist is a high crime. It's not even the Pope's job to deny communion to anyone," said Pelosi to gathered reporters in Washington. "Who does he think he is? He's gone mad with power! It is, therefore, my solemn Constitutional duty to draft articles of impeachment to be sent to the Senate so Pope Francis can be tried for his crimes."
In the ensuing investigation, Congress found the Pope may have engaged in a quid pro quo, offering access to the Eucharist in exchange for not being a corrupt politician who advocates for the legal slaughter of millions of innocent babies. Political pundits are already calling on the Pope to step down if the charge is true.
"I do this with a very heavy heart, but it's the right thing to do," said Pelosi while fidgeting with her dentures. "Good morning, Sunday morning."
When pressed as to whether Congress actually has the authority to impeach a pope, Pelosi responded that "we have to impeach him first in order to find out whether we can do it."
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Bergoglio is on her side.
The Bee is a great asset for our country!
Mind bogglingly, I’m on Nancy’s side here, but for different reasons.
Well, this shows there is something that can sting Nancy Pelosi into a righteous anger and indignation.
Perhaps the Pope can giver her an indulgence by which she may partake of the Communion ceremony, but with sweet tea and a Ritz cracker.
and then Nancy gets struck by Lightning ,LOL
Pope resigns in shame after being threatened with impeachment by his heroine.
They should excommunicate her immediately, and do it with lots of press around.
Regarding abortion, this is not the case.
Interesting. What are those reasons?
Bring in Cardnial Sara!
She certainly doesn’t understand Catholicism. Popes cannot be impeached.
It’s the Babylon Bee, parody.
Perfect!
Love it! Babylon Bee is the Best!
Nancy thinks the Pope answers to her.
Hallelujah, Babylon Bee!
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