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Texas toddler orders 31 cheeseburger off of mom's phone and leaves lovely tip
KXAN Austin ^ | May 20, 2022 | Grace Reader

Posted on 05/23/2022 12:21:20 AM PDT by beaversmom

Edited on 05/23/2022 8:16:07 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

AUSTIN (KXAN) — A two-year-old Texas boy has already mastered the art of ordering food from a phone — complete with tipping his driver.

Barrett Golden, a Kingsville boy, ordered a whopping 31 McDonald’s cheeseburgers using his mom’s DoorDash app, according to a Facebook post from his mom, Kelsey.


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To: beaversmom

Handing a phone to a toddler *smh*


21 posted on 05/23/2022 5:24:31 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: dfwgator

Living in the USA, baby!

L


22 posted on 05/23/2022 5:26:18 AM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is)
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To: Pigsley

I saw a toddler the other day pitch a screaming fit at Target....he wanted mom’s phone. She gave it to him and he started tapping away. Gave me the creeps.

*********

Niche for some enterprising person/company. Fake phones for
children that appear to operate with some windows/etc on them.


23 posted on 05/23/2022 5:33:11 AM PDT by deport
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To: Pigsley

I saw a toddler the other day pitch a screaming fit at Target....he wanted mom’s phone. She gave it to him and he started tapping away. Gave me the creeps.

*********

Niche for some enterprising person/company. Fake phones for
children that appear to operate with some windows/etc on them.


24 posted on 05/23/2022 5:33:11 AM PDT by deport
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To: beaversmom

And look at the photo of that mom. Smiling at the kiddo in the photo, Paid for the cheeseburgers and didn’t try to weasel out of it as a mistake. Called neighbors to come get a cheeseburger. Good mom.


25 posted on 05/23/2022 5:47:16 AM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
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To: beaversmom

I remember when the “terrible twos” just meant temper tantrums and not financial ruin.


26 posted on 05/23/2022 5:58:13 AM PDT by SubMareener (Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR)
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To: beaversmom

Sceptic here

I doubt it

Mom is creating a credential to get the kid in her preferred kindergarten


27 posted on 05/23/2022 6:00:54 AM PDT by bert ( (KWE. NP. N.C. +12) Promoting Afro Heritage diversity will destroy the democrats)
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To: beaversmom

This is nothing. When I was teaching in the ‘hood....

Across from my classroom, were 2 separate classrooms for autistic kids; B4 they *mainstreamed* the students; One group was K-3; other older kids 4-6.

In the *older* group, was a very handsome, nice, cooperative boy, Jamal. His dad was very involved with his education; a rarity in the ‘hood. Jamal had never spoken a word in his little life; he was about 11 y/o at the time.

My first-born was volunteering in the computer lab, next door, to put ‘puters working again. He brought a MS *Magic Schoolbus* program, and loaded it for the SE classes. Jamal was hooked on it.

One morning, Jamal saw my son in the hallway and ran into his arms and said to him *Magic Schoolbus*!!! His first words. We were all astonished. Floored, to put it mildly.

His teacher, as part of the the morning exercises, would review the day of the week, weather, calendar w/ important dates...yada. Then she would take get the kids to talk about the upcoming dates.

Through Jamal’s father, the teacher had learned he was going [allbeit alone] to Jamaica, to visit his ailing mother on a day in November. Teacher put Jamal’s dad’s travel dates on the calendar of upcoming *events*. This date was cemented into his little brain.

Well, it turns out Jamal used his new-found language and computer skills to book a flight and hotel for himself, on the exact dates and times his father had planned.

Jamal took a credit card from his dad’s wallet. Dad found out when he saw the charges on his bill. LOL

This little tale from the world of autism will always stay with me.


28 posted on 05/23/2022 6:08:23 AM PDT by Daffynition (*This admin tells us *A* story; but they don't tell us *THE* story* & :) ~ D Bongino)
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To: beaversmom

Just a little tip...
The cheeseburgers freeze well...
Pull them out of the freezer, and drop them into the deep fryer...

Yummy


29 posted on 05/23/2022 7:14:23 AM PDT by joe fonebone (And the people said NO! The End)
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To: 21twelve
As a child (2rd grade??) I thought it would be great to order a bunch of stuff out of the SEARS catalog.

Sears was the Amazon before Amazon. But they abandoned the catalog. No vision.

30 posted on 05/23/2022 3:36:28 PM PDT by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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To: FatherofFive

And right before the internet took off. Doh!


31 posted on 05/23/2022 3:41:01 PM PDT by Fledermaus (I'll wear a mask when Dr. Fraudchi shuts the hell up.)
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To: Pigsley

We would give our babies the car keys to entertain them. That probably wasn’t the smartest either - but they never lost them. (We never broke down for their screaming fits however. Left several carts at the various stores before they figured it out.)


32 posted on 05/23/2022 5:21:57 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: beaversmom

Color me very skeptical that a two year old could do this.


33 posted on 05/23/2022 5:25:12 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (3,050,976 active users on Truth Social)
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To: beaversmom

Color me very skeptical that a two year old could do this.


34 posted on 05/23/2022 5:26:00 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (3,050,976 active users on Truth Social)
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To: SamAdams76

You are hereby colored.


35 posted on 05/23/2022 5:49:09 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: 21twelve
My 3rd grade friend and I were in between prank calls, on an old dial type phone, desperately hanging up on one of the calls (I don't recall why) by frantically pushing on the pins that the handset would normally depress. What this did, unknown to us, was set up our next call to be long distance, just as if we had dialed 1 2 1 3 before a regular 7 digit number.

The nice lady from Pasadena talked to us for a good 10 or 15 minutes before she finally begged off. My friend's parents were none too happy about the long distance bill! Back then it wasn't cheap to make non-local calls - it would cost about an hour's wage just to talk to someone in the next county for 3 minutes.

36 posted on 05/23/2022 5:50:54 PM PDT by Tellurian (Your phone is your cattle tag. 2/4/2004: DARPA Lifelog terminated, Facebook initiated. )
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To: beaversmom

Thank you, when do I start getting my free stuff?


37 posted on 05/23/2022 5:54:52 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (3,050,976 active users on Truth Social)
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To: beaversmom

“according to the mom”...right.


38 posted on 05/23/2022 5:54:55 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: SamAdams76

Lol. You are gonna have to check in with the Dems for those privileges.


39 posted on 05/23/2022 6:12:08 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Lurker

Heh, Steve Miller reference

Excellent


40 posted on 05/24/2022 4:32:47 AM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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