[Lazamataz]

Here come the genetically-altered human Super Soldiers.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"I don't need no CRISPR. I'm plenty cute."

[Boogieman]

Aggression is necessary to the development of social hierarchies, and the development of social hierarchies is a check against aggression. They are the yin and yang of a feedback cycle that need each other to properly function, not one being “good” and the other being “bad”.

[lee martell]

I hope this doesn’t create a new market for Murder-Hamsters akin to fighting fish or Roosters. “Place your bets!”

[Veto!]

Poor little animals. This is clearly animal abuse, call the SPCA.

I’m not kidding. My kids had hamsters as pets and they were adorable, friendly, and easy to care for.

[pepsi_junkie]

I don’t know, my brother in law told me a tale of when he was a kid how he got two hamsters. Nobody told the family that they should be caged apart because they are territorial and apparently overnight they had a turf war. He said one of them was torn to pieces, traumatized to this day. So yes, they can appear lovable, but the propensity to violence is always right there, under the surface waiting for the right stimuli.

[brownsfan]

Trust the science!

[Candor7]

I am sending this Hamster to Bill Gates!

[Magnum44]

[GaltAdonis]

"The hamsters got him."

[griffin]

Wait, what? Gene Hackman is a hamster?

[I want the USA back]

When does someone get the idea of using this to make super aggressive soldiers?

[DannyTN]

[clee1]

File this under “duh”. Gods creation is complex in the extreme.

[larrytown]

Fer gosh sakes - they’re hamsters. Their gray matter is so limited that they will self-destruct in 6-14 months. The only noticeable behavioral change their trash genes can provide is aggression.

They’re what you give nieces and nephews you don’t like.

[MercyFlush]

And what is the delivery medium for CRISPR technology?

mRNA.

[Farmerbob]

Fauci- “ Let’s try breeding them with some bats I got from China.”

[Chode]

gerbils next...

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Hamsuke, the giant Djungarian hamster monster from the Overlord anime.

[jimmygrace]

All you Winston Smiths out there better stop griping or the TSA disinformation bureau will put a box of these over your face until you love Big Brother.