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1 posted on 05/13/2022 11:42:56 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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Anti white. Disgusting. Degenerate.


2 posted on 05/13/2022 11:44:13 AM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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To: sodpoodle

Dude. This is really ugly “humor”


6 posted on 05/13/2022 11:49:48 AM PDT by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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8) Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.”

Came real close to spitting my coffee on that one.


11 posted on 05/13/2022 11:52:37 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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18) Your only problem with shopping at Wal-Mart is that you don’t like having to dress up.


17 posted on 05/13/2022 11:56:00 AM PDT by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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6) Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch this.’


Nobody down here ever would say “Hey guys” , It’s - Hey ya’ll.
foxworthy would like this list,thanks


27 posted on 05/13/2022 12:04:13 PM PDT by CarolinaReaganFan
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West Virginia - some many people, so few family names ......


30 posted on 05/13/2022 12:08:36 PM PDT by njslim
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โ€œ You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.โ€

Or, your in-laws are not just in law.


32 posted on 05/13/2022 12:09:53 PM PDT by libh8er
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To: sodpoodle

Racist. /s


33 posted on 05/13/2022 12:11:02 PM PDT by cranked
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To: sodpoodle
Here is one based on a true event:

You know that you are a redneck if . . .

The reason you got convicted for arson was that to get even with your ex-wife, after the divorce settlement was final and before you had to vacate the trailer she got, you got drunk, spread gasoline around, and lit a match while still inside . . .

And after the resulting explosion blew you though the wall, you stuck around to watch it burn and for the cops to arrive so that you can tell them that you have no idea what happened . . .

And the neighbors dislike you so much that they eagerly told the cops exactly what happened even though, being a nice guy, you had told them in advance what you were going to do so so that they could move their trucks, motorcycles, and ATVs and keep their kids inside while you "screw your bitch of a wife one last time."

40 posted on 05/13/2022 12:17:44 PM PDT by Rockingham
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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜


43 posted on 05/13/2022 12:20:40 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

ROTFLMAO


44 posted on 05/13/2022 12:20:55 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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A father in Arkansas takes his daughter to the doctor. He says, โ€œDoc, this girl needs to be fitted for a diaphragmโ€ The doctor loos at the charts and says, โ€œSir, she is 12 years old. Is she sexually active?โ€ โ€œThe guy responds, โ€œNaw, she just lays there like her mother does.โ€


59 posted on 05/13/2022 12:36:44 PM PDT by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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๐Ÿ˜€


61 posted on 05/13/2022 12:42:40 PM PDT by griswold3 (When chaos serves the State, the State will encourage chaos.)
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Or if you think accouterment refers to a feminine hygiene product . . .
63 posted on 05/13/2022 12:44:23 PM PDT by WriteRight (WriteRight)
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Change the word “Redneck” to “African-American” and tell you you would have enough nerve to tell the same ‘joke”
I think not.


66 posted on 05/13/2022 12:46:57 PM PDT by Tupelo (Don't underestimate The Republican Party's ability to f*ck things up)
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Here's one I came up with ...

You think Manchester United means getting married in New Hampshire.
70 posted on 05/13/2022 12:49:41 PM PDT by Category Four (Joy, Fun, the Joke Proper, and Flippancy ... Flippancy is the best of all.)
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You’re a Redneck if: You go to family reunions to meet women.


74 posted on 05/13/2022 12:59:25 PM PDT by jmacusa (America. Founded by geniuses. Now governed by idiots. )
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To: sodpoodle

I have a word for people who come to a humor thread to complain. It is the same word for people who get offended over lighthearted jokes that revolve around culture, ethnicity, nationality, and similar categories: Karen.


76 posted on 05/13/2022 1:05:26 PM PDT by unlearner (Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
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I was born and raised on the High Flat Plains, and Rocky Mountains. yet I now live in the Ozarks.
You can tell I am different because both my legs are the same length due to the flat land. Everyone of these hillbillies around here has one leg shorter than the other to keep from falling down the hills. They walk around the hills, I walk up and down them.

One day, in school, my brother did a survey of his hillbilly class(He also was born on the High Plains)

Everyone in the school (except us) were kin to everyone else in the school, by blood or marriage.

WE, being from the Rocky Mountain gas camps had seen lots of the West, yet here some had never been out of the County even though you could see the county line from the hill in back of the school.

When dad first moved us here(for what reason we never knew as he was not from this area) if you needed help with something the locals would ask...”What’s in it for me?”

Back on the High Plains if you needed help, neighbors from twenty miles around would come to help not asking for anything.


79 posted on 05/13/2022 1:07:32 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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Why is it that, even though every place else merely overcharges for the same Chinese crap, it's usually only Walmart that's the brunt of stupid jokes ?
80 posted on 05/13/2022 1:09:16 PM PDT by tomkat ( SOTU = FUBAR )
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