Anti white. Disgusting. Degenerate.
Dude. This is really ugly “humor”
8) Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.”
Came real close to spitting my coffee on that one.
18) Your only problem with shopping at Wal-Mart is that you don’t like having to dress up.
6) Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch this.’
West Virginia - some many people, so few family names ......
โ You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.โ
Or, your in-laws are not just in law.
Racist. /s
You know that you are a redneck if . . .
The reason you got convicted for arson was that to get even with your ex-wife, after the divorce settlement was final and before you had to vacate the trailer she got, you got drunk, spread gasoline around, and lit a match while still inside . . .
And after the resulting explosion blew you though the wall, you stuck around to watch it burn and for the cops to arrive so that you can tell them that you have no idea what happened . . .
And the neighbors dislike you so much that they eagerly told the cops exactly what happened even though, being a nice guy, you had told them in advance what you were going to do so so that they could move their trucks, motorcycles, and ATVs and keep their kids inside while you "screw your bitch of a wife one last time."
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You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
ROTFLMAO
A father in Arkansas takes his daughter to the doctor. He says, โDoc, this girl needs to be fitted for a diaphragmโ The doctor loos at the charts and says, โSir, she is 12 years old. Is she sexually active?โ โThe guy responds, โNaw, she just lays there like her mother does.โ
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Change the word “Redneck” to “African-American” and tell you you would have enough nerve to tell the same ‘joke”
I think not.
You’re a Redneck if: You go to family reunions to meet women.
I have a word for people who come to a humor thread to complain. It is the same word for people who get offended over lighthearted jokes that revolve around culture, ethnicity, nationality, and similar categories: Karen.
I was born and raised on the High Flat Plains, and Rocky Mountains. yet I now live in the Ozarks.
You can tell I am different because both my legs are the same length due to the flat land. Everyone of these hillbillies around here has one leg shorter than the other to keep from falling down the hills. They walk around the hills, I walk up and down them.
One day, in school, my brother did a survey of his hillbilly class(He also was born on the High Plains)
Everyone in the school (except us) were kin to everyone else in the school, by blood or marriage.
WE, being from the Rocky Mountain gas camps had seen lots of the West, yet here some had never been out of the County even though you could see the county line from the hill in back of the school.
When dad first moved us here(for what reason we never knew as he was not from this area) if you needed help with something the locals would ask...”What’s in it for me?”
Back on the High Plains if you needed help, neighbors from twenty miles around would come to help not asking for anything.