You know that you are a redneck if . . .
The reason you got convicted for arson was that to get even with your ex-wife, after the divorce settlement was final and before you had to vacate the trailer she got, you got drunk, spread gasoline around, and lit a match while still inside . . .
And after the resulting explosion blew you though the wall, you stuck around to watch it burn and for the cops to arrive so that you can tell them that you have no idea what happened . . .
And the neighbors dislike you so much that they eagerly told the cops exactly what happened even though, being a nice guy, you had told them in advance what you were going to do so so that they could move their trucks, motorcycles, and ATVs and keep their kids inside while you "screw your bitch of a wife one last time."
You might be from Fresno if you try to kill spiders with a blowtorch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH9TdFx5j-8
is that an autobiography?
... a true event:...
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I have heard various versions of that from the woman’s side from employees. Usually on a Monday morning to explain why they were (again) late to work.
I believe you actually down-played some of the details.