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Posted on 05/13/2022 11:42:56 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: Jamestown1630
Anti white isn't funny. Too bad you lost your sense of humor with the passing of time. Hope you're young enough.
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posted on
05/13/2022 11:58:40 AM PDT
by
Born in 1950
(Anti left, nothin else.)
To: Celerity
I was raised in Mississippi.
They moved from there..................
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posted on
05/13/2022 11:59:26 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Born in 1950
What’s ‘young’ got to do with it? Are you sensitive because you’ve lost all your teeth or something?
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:00:29 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: cuz1961
“Prog humor is only funny to progs.” Maybe. I run more libertarian. It’s the libs that take all the funny stuff off the table and have destroyed comedy in this country. If you can’t laugh at yourself....you are taking life way to seriously.
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:01:53 PM PDT
by
consult
To: Rebelbase
Just finished my third cup.
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:02:02 PM PDT
by
faucetman
(Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
To: consult
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:03:01 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: sodpoodle
6) Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch this.’
Nobody down here ever would say “Hey guys” , It’s - Hey ya’ll.
foxworthy would like this list,thanks
To: Jamestown1630
Nothing for a bigot to say so you talk about my teeth. Powerful.
Young has to do with being cursed to live in the Hell you're creating.
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:06:36 PM PDT
by
Born in 1950
(Anti left, nothin else.)
To: Jamestown1630
I’m not young. And a sense of humor is one of the most important things to cultivate as you grow old. Except when it comes to slang names like Ukrop, then you're offended....right hypocrite?
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:07:13 PM PDT
by
mac_truck
(aide toi et dieu t'aidera )
To: sodpoodle
West Virginia - some many people, so few family names ......
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:08:36 PM PDT
by
njslim
To: mac_truck
‘Ukrop’ is usually said with extreme venom here by very unpleasant people who require everyone to think just as they do.
.
I’ve never seen a smiley or /s after it.
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:08:57 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: sodpoodle
“ You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.”
Or, your in-laws are not just in law.
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:09:53 PM PDT
by
libh8er
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:11:02 PM PDT
by
cranked
To: Born in 1950
Old, in your case, is being a curmudgeon in a self-made hell, too.
Did you sign up just in February only to be a wet blanket? Or was it to dictate how all us youngsters should think and act?
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:11:53 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: CarolinaReaganFan
Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch this.’ Nobody down here ever would say “Hey guys”,
It’s - Hey ya’ll.I believe the proper term is:
"Hold muh beer.."
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:12:24 PM PDT
by
Pajamajan
( PRAY FOR OUR NATION. Never be a peaceful slave in a newl Socialist America.)
To: Born in 1950
You remind me of all the libs who can’t take a joke and have no sense of humor.
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:15:51 PM PDT
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
To: Born in 1950
Anti white. Disgusting. Degenerate. How about you try to grow a sense of humor?
And pull that stick out of your ass.
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:16:10 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Ain't drownin', Just wavin'...)
To: Jamestown1630
Ad hominem confirms you've got nothing behind the curtain. Glad you're young.
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:16:33 PM PDT
by
Born in 1950
(Anti left, nothin else.)
To: humblegunner
Some suggest identifying people's size not by height and weight but by their surface area as measured in square feet. Others argue for volumetric measurement expressed in cubic furlongs.
What say you?
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posted on
05/13/2022 12:17:26 PM PDT
by
Born in 1950
(Anti left, nothin else.)
To: sodpoodle
Here is one based on a true event:
You know that you are a redneck if . . .
The reason you got convicted for arson was that to get even with your ex-wife, after the divorce settlement was final and before you had to vacate the trailer she got, you got drunk, spread gasoline around, and lit a match while still inside . . .
And after the resulting explosion blew you though the wall, you stuck around to watch it burn and for the cops to arrive so that you can tell them that you have no idea what happened . . .
And the neighbors dislike you so much that they eagerly told the cops exactly what happened even though, being a nice guy, you had told them in advance what you were going to do so so that they could move their trucks, motorcycles, and ATVs and keep their kids inside while you "screw your bitch of a wife one last time."
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