[nickcarraway]

[David Chase]

Call.
An.
Exterminator.
Duh!

Spiders don’t bite like that anyway. It’s something else.

[BenLurkin]

Maybe try eating them first?

[ConservativeMind]

That’s what bug bombs and exterminators are for.

And glue traps!

[marktwain]

So, why doesn't he fumigate the place?

It sounds as if he would rather be in pain than pay for fumigation.

[stormhill]

The 55-year-old tenant’s skin is so sore he has been forced to stop working as a chef.

Oh, I see; a malingerer!

[eclecticEel]

That’s the picture of a methhead.

[Ros42]

Looks like a brown recluse bite. Yuck!!

[jacknhoo]

OMG, buy yourself a can of fogger:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0748XDKVM/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_plhdr=t&aaxitk=de99980be8aafd724340055eb89efd8b&hsa_cr_id=6372599330001&ref_=sbx_be_s_sparkle_scm_asin_0_img&pd_rd_w=FXXua&pf_rd_p=22aaccd3-32f1-4e8a-8b82-495782857be5&pd_rd_wg=fNl0e&pf_rd_r=F6RCE4DQEEZXRP57BJ8V&pd_rd_r=6d5f482b-64df-47cb-a8ba-150d75d07bd4

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Dude looks like a tweaker.

Skin picking?

[Magnum44]

[Salvavida]

Solve. The. Problem. Meathead.

After the 2nd bite, I would have nuked the whole place with multiple foggers.

[ClearCase_guy]

[Born in 1950]

Baby scorpion:

[lowbridge]

Spiders are the reason why God invented flamethrowers.

[Jyotishi]

Wait until Dr. Fauci hears of this.

[dynachrome]

Funny and gross insect fun.

“Infestation”

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1020543/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Our hero, Cooper, awakes to find himself nauseous, weak and covered in webbing, hanging from the ceiling of an office where, just minutes ago, he started his new job. As he struggles out of his slimy prison he comes face to face with his opponent - a grotesque, powerful and very angry bug. All 3 ft of it. And so begins a hideous, nail-biting, comedic, all-action adventure to find a safe haven while constantly outwitting an infestation of monstrous proportions. As Cooper embarks on his journey, he befriends a ragtag group of survivors including Sara, a feisty determined female. Will they make it to safety before they are picked off one by one? And what other surprises are in store for our group of unlikely heroes?

[gitmo]

Is it that expensive to get the place fumigated? He’s sleeping in a tent!

Take care of it, Dude.

[Dave911]

How about taking a little personal responsibility and having your own space fumigated? What are you 5 years old?

[G Larry]

Man have I got the movie for him!

[Texas Fossil]

For spraying for most spiders the safest and most effective is Bayer Tempo SC. We use it in our seed barn, on concrete floor. It will kill weevils and crickets for years after spraying inside the building. It kills most spiders. Not Black Widows.

If that does not work you can step up to Bayer Temprid. It even kills bedbugs. Residual lasts for 6 months.

Now, treating the bites? I've been bitten by Brown Recluse spiders 2 times. Simplest treatment is cut down a nitro patch the size of the bite area and leave it for a couple of days. It will dilate the blood vessels and allow the body to clean up the venom. Everyone who tried this has succeeded in clearing up the bite.

I have even used 1/4 of a nitro tablet on top of bite, one drop of water to dissolve, covered with band-aid for a couple of days. Always works.

There was a doctor in Ft. Worth that regularly treated his patients with this.