Not sure of the date, there are many sites for these remarks.
Things never change!
1 posted on
04/26/2022 3:40:53 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
11. I vote democrat because I love poverty more than prosperity.
2 posted on
04/26/2022 3:46:40 AM PDT by
EvilCapitalist
(I pledge allegiance to Hedy Lamarr)
To: sodpoodle
I seriesly doubt Letterman wrote these.
3 posted on
04/26/2022 3:48:17 AM PDT by
Fester Chugabrew
("Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton)
Because believing that eating a few fewer cheeseburgers will magically change the weather can’t possibly be a mental illness.
5 posted on
04/26/2022 3:56:31 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
To: sodpoodle
Letterman is a leftist, so this doesn’t sound like him.
6 posted on
04/26/2022 3:58:59 AM PDT by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: sodpoodle
And don’t forget this one...
I vote democrat because my father did and his father did.
To: sodpoodle
My parent vote democrat because they’re dead
11 posted on
04/26/2022 4:27:20 AM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
To: sodpoodle
” I vote democrat because it is a sure path to Hell when I die.”
12 posted on
04/26/2022 4:32:33 AM PDT by
ADSUM
( )
To: sodpoodle
letterman would have never said those. He is a leftwing lunatic.
13 posted on
04/26/2022 4:42:57 AM PDT by
weezel
To: sodpoodle
I vote democrat hoping for one of those tit Burisma jobs!
16 posted on
04/26/2022 4:52:39 AM PDT by
shoff
(Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
To: sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
This is fake, but Letterman’s a fan of the Marine Corps, so I can somewhat forgive his other dumbassery.
22 posted on
04/26/2022 5:15:35 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
To: sodpoodle
24 posted on
04/26/2022 5:19:53 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(We are living in 1984. We have always been living in 1984.)
To: sodpoodle
As others have said, an ardent leftist like Letterman would never have written this. It would be better to title it “Top 10 Reasons for Voting Democrat (With Apologies to David Lettermen”.
28 posted on
04/26/2022 5:45:15 AM PDT by
Sans-Culotte
(11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
To: sodpoodle
Number 1A
I voteDimWIT because their mandated vaxxxxxines will kill millions which will save the Earth because fewer people means less global warming.
Go get your safe and effective booster. Do it to save the planet.
29 posted on
04/26/2022 6:00:05 AM PDT by
politicianslie
(Those who got vaxxed need to update their wills. You are a guinea pig in a dangerous drug trial.)
To: sodpoodle
Letterman is a lunatic, but he tries to make fun of all things in his top 10. IIRC, he made fun of Hillary, Bill and Monica in a top 10.
32 posted on
04/26/2022 6:07:55 AM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the ones trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
To: sodpoodle
D4vid L3tterman is a truly horrible person. If you knew how bad he really is, you would never laugh at anything he said ever again.
34 posted on
04/26/2022 6:47:20 AM PDT by
Scarlett156
(Me 3 weeks ago: EVERYONE STOP GOING ON TWATTER. *Elon happens* Me: *goes on twatter twice a day*)
To: sodpoodle
#1a I vote democrat because Lincoln who freed the slaves was a ... Republican?
35 posted on
04/26/2022 6:58:20 AM PDT by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: sodpoodle
I know this is fake because democrats don’t have to vote.
Its done for them.
41 posted on
04/26/2022 9:57:31 AM PDT by
Leep
(Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
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