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Things never change!

1 posted on 04/26/2022 3:40:53 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

11. I vote democrat because I love poverty more than prosperity.


2 posted on 04/26/2022 3:46:40 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I pledge allegiance to Hedy Lamarr)
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To: sodpoodle

I seriesly doubt Letterman wrote these.


3 posted on 04/26/2022 3:48:17 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew ("Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton)
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Because believing that eating a few fewer cheeseburgers will magically change the weather can’t possibly be a mental illness.


5 posted on 04/26/2022 3:56:31 AM PDT by RandallFlagg ("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
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To: sodpoodle

Letterman is a leftist, so this doesn’t sound like him.


6 posted on 04/26/2022 3:58:59 AM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: sodpoodle

And don’t forget this one...

I vote democrat because my father did and his father did.


7 posted on 04/26/2022 4:02:18 AM PDT by lakecumberlandvet (Appeasement never works.)
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To: sodpoodle

My parent vote democrat because they’re dead


11 posted on 04/26/2022 4:27:20 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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To: sodpoodle

” I vote democrat because it is a sure path to Hell when I die.”


12 posted on 04/26/2022 4:32:33 AM PDT by ADSUM ( )
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To: sodpoodle

letterman would have never said those. He is a leftwing lunatic.


13 posted on 04/26/2022 4:42:57 AM PDT by weezel
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To: sodpoodle

I vote democrat hoping for one of those tit Burisma jobs!


16 posted on 04/26/2022 4:52:39 AM PDT by shoff (Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
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To: sodpoodle

Spam


20 posted on 04/26/2022 5:05:44 AM PDT by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: sodpoodle

This is fake, but Letterman’s a fan of the Marine Corps, so I can somewhat forgive his other dumbassery.


22 posted on 04/26/2022 5:15:35 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: sodpoodle

Reminds me of this classic line from Bob Hope:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfWULraP68


24 posted on 04/26/2022 5:19:53 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (We are living in 1984. We have always been living in 1984.)
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To: sodpoodle

As others have said, an ardent leftist like Letterman would never have written this. It would be better to title it “Top 10 Reasons for Voting Democrat (With Apologies to David Lettermen”.


28 posted on 04/26/2022 5:45:15 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
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To: sodpoodle

Number 1A

I voteDimWIT because their mandated vaxxxxxines will kill millions which will save the Earth because fewer people means less global warming.

Go get your safe and effective booster. Do it to save the planet.


29 posted on 04/26/2022 6:00:05 AM PDT by politicianslie (Those who got vaxxed need to update their wills. You are a guinea pig in a dangerous drug trial.)
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To: sodpoodle

Letterman is a lunatic, but he tries to make fun of all things in his top 10. IIRC, he made fun of Hillary, Bill and Monica in a top 10.


32 posted on 04/26/2022 6:07:55 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the ones trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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To: sodpoodle

D4vid L3tterman is a truly horrible person. If you knew how bad he really is, you would never laugh at anything he said ever again.


34 posted on 04/26/2022 6:47:20 AM PDT by Scarlett156 (Me 3 weeks ago: EVERYONE STOP GOING ON TWATTER. *Elon happens* Me: *goes on twatter twice a day*)
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To: sodpoodle

#1a I vote democrat because Lincoln who freed the slaves was a ... Republican?


35 posted on 04/26/2022 6:58:20 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: sodpoodle

I know this is fake because democrats don’t have to vote.
Its done for them.


41 posted on 04/26/2022 9:57:31 AM PDT by Leep (Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
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