Posted on 04/21/2022 9:36:36 AM PDT by xp38
Florida legislature has revoked Disney's self-governing status which means that some bold new changes are on the way. Disneyland in California will remain a popular site for human trafficking but the Walt Disney World in Orlando, FL is going to experience a dramatic overhaul.
Take a look at these exciting changes on the way:
1) The Hall of Presidents will just have 46 animatronic Donald Trumps: They are the greatest robots, maybe ever. Everyone says so.
2) Chip and Dale will now reside in separate trees: We can't let our children be corrupted by cartoon characters having too close of a relationship.
3) Avatar land will be turned into an IP someone actually cares about like Krull: Wield a sentient weapon and save the world!
4) Only the original Star Wars trilogy may be spoken of: The prequel trilogy is too perfect to corrupt with human speech.
5) The only country featured in Epcot will be AMERICA: America is like a highlight reel of all the best countries anyway.
6) All Disney princesses to be replaced with Melania Trump: Finally, real diversity!
7) Weird Disney adults who come without kids will be banned: Yessss!!!
8) Human trafficking is strongly discouraged: And no more kids on leashes, you weirdos!
9) It's A Small World attraction to be dismantled by tactical nuke: The area will be sealed off for thirty years.
10) Johnny Depp's character will no longer wear eye shadow on the Pirates ride: Will also incorporate ex-wife Amber Heard in a redesigned auction scene.
We never used leashes at Disney. We had loud Klaxon radio proximity devices that would blare if the kids were more than 20 feet apart. We could not let them go anywhere without one of us nearby. Worked great!
Cedar Point....America’s Roller Coast!
I am not really talking about going to the park for rides. I am talking about full week long visits to the inside the park hotels, pictures with characters, etc. It’s like they never grew up.
Love it.... 👍. Thanks Bee...
#11, No questions asked refund of tickets when families unknowingly visit during Gay Days.
Not everything at Disney World is just for kids. I used to go to Disney World with a few friends each year. We’d go to Epcot and try the different restaurants, and if it was the international festival we’d spend a few days just eating our way around the lake trying all the extra food types. And we’d go to Pleasure Island and either chill in the Irish pub (as a bunch of us are either Irish or are have Irish halves to our families) or rock out to all the 80’s music in the beach club one. And the MGM park is good for all ages.
just the mention of it puts that stupid song in my head!
But what is CedarFair’s politics? 🤓 I wonder what is Six Flags politics is... And Kennywood... Lake Compounds, too...
Fun night, with lots of free beer available. However, I don't recommend riding Space Mountain after a couple beers on an empty stomach. ;-)
Saw that at the 1964 NY World's Fair. It hasn't worn out yet?
Must be because it promotes globalism.
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