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Michelle Obama And Ellen DeGeneres Paint A Nude Model In Hilarious Skit (Mega BARF) By Becca Longmire. 23 hours ago
ET CANADA ^ | 4/19/2022 | BECCA LONGMIE

Posted on 04/20/2022 6:11:20 AM PDT by KeyLargo

Ellen DeGeneres has been looking for some new hobbies to take up once her show ends, and Michelle Obama is on hand to help.

Obama and DeGeneres surprise a nude model painting class in an “Ellen” skit on Tuesday’s show, with the host telling one person: “You can’t just put a banana where you want to put a banana,” as well as giving out berets and shocking Obama with a horn.


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: michelle; nude; obama; paint
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"I have a bigger ONE than his."

Moochelle Obama


1 posted on 04/20/2022 6:11:20 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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Gee, it should not be too hard to visualize Pat Nixon or Nancy Reagan doing something like this, eh (do I actually need to indicate the sarc?)?


2 posted on 04/20/2022 6:14:03 AM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966 )
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To: KeyLargo
"Michelle Obama And Ellen DeGeneres"

Stop right there - I don't even want to know the punch-line.

3 posted on 04/20/2022 6:15:27 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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To: KeyLargo

E11en Degenerate is a Scientologist.


4 posted on 04/20/2022 6:16:11 AM PDT by Scarlett156 (Always believe the statistics. )
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To: KeyLargo
Michelle: "Hey, how come my husband doesn't have one of those things?"

Ellen: "Mine doesn't either..."

5 posted on 04/20/2022 6:16:33 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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The Patriot Post® · Satire in Brief: Biden’s List of Possible SCOTUS Nominees

By Political Editors · January 28, 2022
https://patriotpost.us/articles/85854-satire-in-brief-bidens-list-of-possible-scotus-nominees-2022-01-28

“Ever since Justice Stephen Bryer announced his retirement from the Supreme Court,” write the humorous sages at The Babylon Bee, “the President has been feverishly sifting through binders full of black women in search of the next great SCOTUS nominee.”

Here’s a few candidates from the Bee’s, er, we mean Biden’s list:

Queen Latifa: She’s black, female, and sassy! That’s a win-win-win scenario.

Michelle Obama: Barack will kill me if I don’t nominate her.

Rachel Dolezal: A woman who is also black.

Whoopi Goldberg: She was a nun. That’ll help me look Catholic! Actually — maybe we can just replace the whole court with The View. Gotta’ ask Jill.

Aunt Jemima: I can’t believe they fired that poor woman. The Pearl Mining Company just wants to keep her in chains!

Mrs. Butterworth: She’s probably black. I can’t tell.

Greta Thunberg: Our court would be well served by this infallible child of light. She’s black, right?

Vladimir Putin: The only way to keep him from invading Ukraine.

Kamala Harris: The only way to keep her from killing me. Plus, she’s black! (Editor’s Note: The word ‘black’ was circled three times)

Oh, and remember Merrick Garland? Neither does Joe Biden.

Read the whole thing here1.


6 posted on 04/20/2022 6:18:44 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: OttawaFreeper
Indeed.

The Carters are looking better and better by comparison - Rosalynn may have been the last Democrat First Lady with any class.
7 posted on 04/20/2022 6:22:17 AM PDT by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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To: KeyLargo
This has been done for HRC. A sample. Note: this is heavily cropped for FR use. The real one for the daring is googleable.


8 posted on 04/20/2022 6:23:43 AM PDT by C210N (Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
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A new genre, post Helen Thomas!


9 posted on 04/20/2022 6:24:28 AM PDT by C210N (Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
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You gotta give some warning! That can’t be unseen!


10 posted on 04/20/2022 6:34:34 AM PDT by ealgeone
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My breakfast scone and coffee damn near came up!


11 posted on 04/20/2022 6:36:11 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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That’s real class, there, Michelle.

Good example of what a wife should do...real role model < / s >


12 posted on 04/20/2022 6:37:34 AM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: who knows what evil?

13 posted on 04/20/2022 6:41:32 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: C210N

Oh my eyes, the pain, make it stop !!!!


14 posted on 04/20/2022 6:43:34 AM PDT by SecondAmendment (This just proves my latest theory ... LEFTISTS RUIN EVERYTHING !!!)
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To: KeyLargo
“You can’t just put a banana where you want to put a banana,”


15 posted on 04/20/2022 6:49:44 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: Psalm 73

Bingo.

I’m not reading past your comment and I’m not reading the article. Those two disgust me.


16 posted on 04/20/2022 6:50:49 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: KeyLargo

Ellen’s such a witch , she’s looking awfully hard with binoculars for something she doesn’t eben like or want

She has to be insulting for fun.


17 posted on 04/20/2022 8:20:10 AM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: Psalm 73

To mind comes “Birds of a feather, flock together”


18 posted on 04/20/2022 8:42:15 AM PDT by saintgermaine (Saintgermain the time traveler)
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To: KeyLargo

How difficult is it to draw stick people.


19 posted on 04/20/2022 9:57:16 AM PDT by Vaduz ( )
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To: KeyLargo


As if this wasn't bad enough.
20 posted on 04/20/2022 2:22:20 PM PDT by Trillian
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