Maximum three Crocodile Dundee jokes per poster.
Don’t bring a knife to a croc fight.
Unless it’s all you got, then bring a knife.
Don’t bring a knife to a croc fight.
Unless it’s all you got, then bring a knife.
Cue the “ I feared for my life” defense.
the gentleman was fishing on his property
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Stupid croc, he thought it was his property.
“That’s not a knife, this is a knife,”
Good thing the knife was not married and wasn’t a spoon identifying as a knife—or worst of all, spooning spoons identifying as knives. I take that back, knives identifying as spoons that are attempting to spoon and deny their proper relationship with the crocodile would be worse.
“Trans-men” identifying as gay are bad enough, but I don’t pretend to be able to understand “trans-men”. “Trans-women” identifying as lesbians I can more or less understand. I don’t sympathize with at all, but hey, not everyone in Brother’s K is everyone’s cup of tea.
Needed a gun. Choot em… choot em..
Unless you are going to shoot one, and then get no closer than 50 yards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH_MObR3G54 Crocodile Dundee. Mick saves Sue from a Crocodile.
Still photo of giant crocodile leaping next to boat.
https://youtu.be/a9gGWKokaOg?t=3
Run for your life! Terrifying moment a crocodile named Bull disguises himself in a slimy green pond before suddenly leaping from the water
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780219/Perfectly-disguised-crocodile-suddenly-leaps-water-nearly-takes-mans-arm-off.html
There is some bull stuff in this story.
Are you telling me a croc prefers a 60 year old man to bull?
I say Sh1t!
There is some bull stuff in this story.
Are you telling me a croc prefers a 60 year old man to bull?
I say Sh1t!
Croc of Bull at that.
“DES said its officers inspected the man’s injuries on Tuesday and confirmed it was consistent with a crocodile attack.“
Oh good, they confirmed the victim wasn’t lying. Glad that’s settled. /S
Sheesh. Governments are useless.
How did the croc hold the knife?