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Cue, "That's not a knife, this is a knife," jokes.

Maximum three Crocodile Dundee jokes per poster.

1 posted on 04/17/2022 11:41:47 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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Don’t bring a knife to a croc fight.

Unless it’s all you got, then bring a knife.


2 posted on 04/17/2022 11:44:14 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: nickcarraway

Don’t bring a knife to a croc fight.

Unless it’s all you got, then bring a knife.


3 posted on 04/17/2022 11:44:15 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: nickcarraway

Cue the “ I feared for my life” defense.


5 posted on 04/17/2022 11:49:01 AM PDT by Cold Heart
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the gentleman was fishing on his property

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Stupid croc, he thought it was his property.


6 posted on 04/17/2022 11:49:43 AM PDT by Graybeard58
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“That’s not a knife, this is a knife,”


Good thing the knife was not married and wasn’t a spoon identifying as a knife—or worst of all, spooning spoons identifying as knives. I take that back, knives identifying as spoons that are attempting to spoon and deny their proper relationship with the crocodile would be worse.

“Trans-men” identifying as gay are bad enough, but I don’t pretend to be able to understand “trans-men”. “Trans-women” identifying as lesbians I can more or less understand. I don’t sympathize with at all, but hey, not everyone in Brother’s K is everyone’s cup of tea.


7 posted on 04/17/2022 11:50:23 AM PDT by Hieronymus
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8 posted on 04/17/2022 11:54:38 AM PDT by rlmorel (Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
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To: nickcarraway

Needed a gun. Choot em… choot em..


9 posted on 04/17/2022 11:57:51 AM PDT by glimmerman70
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To: nickcarraway; Fred Nerks
Just stay away from crocodiles, they do things that you would not expect.

STAY AWAY!

Unless you are going to shoot one, and then get no closer than 50 yards.


11 posted on 04/17/2022 11:59:53 AM PDT by Candor7 (ObamaFascism:https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: nickcarraway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH_MObR3G54 Crocodile Dundee. Mick saves Sue from a Crocodile.


13 posted on 04/17/2022 12:02:10 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (I pledge allegiance to Hedy Lamarr)
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To: nickcarraway
"...only a pocket knife..."
14 posted on 04/17/2022 12:14:23 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Still photo of giant crocodile leaping next to boat.
https://youtu.be/a9gGWKokaOg?t=3

Run for your life! Terrifying moment a crocodile named Bull disguises himself in a slimy green pond before suddenly leaping from the water
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780219/Perfectly-disguised-crocodile-suddenly-leaps-water-nearly-takes-mans-arm-off.html


16 posted on 04/17/2022 12:23:02 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy gas)
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19 posted on 04/17/2022 12:31:44 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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There is some bull stuff in this story.
Are you telling me a croc prefers a 60 year old man to bull?
I say Sh1t!


21 posted on 04/17/2022 12:35:28 PM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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There is some bull stuff in this story.
Are you telling me a croc prefers a 60 year old man to bull?
I say Sh1t!
Croc of Bull at that.


22 posted on 04/17/2022 12:36:08 PM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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27 posted on 04/17/2022 1:01:13 PM PDT by algore
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“DES said its officers inspected the man’s injuries on Tuesday and confirmed it was consistent with a crocodile attack.“

Oh good, they confirmed the victim wasn’t lying. Glad that’s settled. /S

Sheesh. Governments are useless.


33 posted on 04/17/2022 2:11:28 PM PDT by enumerated
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That’s how Tarzan did it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mROOk74jV24


35 posted on 04/17/2022 3:27:43 PM PDT by lowbridge
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“The crocodile was likely attracted to that location by the presence of the bull,” the department said."


40 posted on 04/18/2022 7:41:52 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: nickcarraway

How did the croc hold the knife?


46 posted on 04/18/2022 11:45:13 PM PDT by Yaelle
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