Posted on 03/29/2022 10:55:03 AM PDT by nickcarraway
SFGATE politics editor Eric Ting Did His Own Research and is Just Asking Questions
I don't believe for a minute that Will Smith's "slap" of Chris Rock at the Academy Awards on Sunday night was real. No way. No how. No evidence to the contrary — no matter how compelling — can persuade me to abandon my world view that "elites lie, my own research is always better."
The Academy — a cabal of Hollywood scum with a penchant for drinking the blood of children — is clearly seeking to improve the Oscars broadcast's sagging ratings and disappointing crowd size. They tried to make the show move faster by not televising certain awards. They included categories for top "fan-favorite movies" and "cheer moments" in an attempt to appease Real Americans (TM) who prefer superhero movies and are fed up with the virtue signaling in indie movies.
And because Tom Hanks has finally been jailed for his crimes, they needed something to distract us from their degeneracy. Enter the "slap heard around the world," an event I am about to expose as the biggest hoax perpetrated by our elites since they brainwashed millions of Americans into believing the moon landing was real.
Let's start with the joke that prompted the "slap." Smith can clearly be seen laughing at Rock remarking that he will soon be seeing Smith's wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, in a "G.I. Jane" sequel on account of her bald head.
What's that you say? Pinkett Smith is clearly not laughing? And it's possible that she said something to her husband, who then felt compelled to defend his wife's honor? And that he'd be particularly compelled after feeling shame for laughing at a joke at her expense?
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Well, if it was staged, they read the room. Everyone likes to see a smart-assed comic get smacked. I’m still puttimg my money on Elon vs Vlad. PPV would recover the Russian economy.
Real.... there were too many other indicators for it to be otherwise.
Well, his wife is making of him a word that is far too misused on FR these days, but fits this situation.
They were just presenting the ‘Jesse Smollett’ award for the worst acting in a staged event.
It’s not to keep both hands clasped behind the back... and his face leaned out towards the approaching person, braced for impact- eyes closed in anticipation-
Whut? He's in Gitmo because of facial expression?
And the dang ol' Erf is flat and them CHEMTRAILS are gonna GETCHA!
You’re right - that’s true.
The author is making fun of people who believe it was staged.
PS - It was staged.
In high school I was involved in forensics, One Act, the school plays, etc. One year my friend and I were given the Edward Albee play The Zoo Story.
Peter gets slapped around a bit in that story and I was Peter. As we acted it out the air slapping by Jerry that most people do seemed just too lame. Far too unrealistic, there was no life in the play. People werent engaged, it was just a play.
My friend didnt wasnt familiar with slap fighting, he wasnt a particularly physical sort. I showed him "the trick". I showed him how to cup his hand and taught him to keep his wrist loose so he could actually slap me as hard as he wanted. Any degree of pain experienced is actually on the slapper not the slapee when done correctly. By the time of our final performance he could deliver blows to my face that sounded like he was splitting flesh and I didnt really feel any of it.
That got people to pay attention, that drew them in to the "real" event going on in front of them. When we went to state that year the judges had already watched at least a dozen lame performances of "The Zoo Story" when it was our turn. I could see the judges and I think they nearly pissed themselves when he hauled off and started actually slapping me.
After performances people would comment that they couldnt believe that I endured that just for a play. I didnt endure anything, my friend "Jerry" did.
If you listen and dont watch youll note that there is no sting in the slap, its muffled. There is a still photo that the media is passing around this morning of Will pulling his hand away with Chris still in the cringe position and Wills hand is still partially cupped "the right way". It sounds and looks like Will caught the collar of the jacket, possibly intentionally, and delivered the type of slap that we used to do.
Here's the video again:
what will did wasn’t slap fighting- it was a hollywood slap- the following is slap fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboPelL5N44
it is a satire piece-
apparently it's good enough evidence for the FR crowd who insist this was staged.
2. The loud "bop" at the moment of contact sounded more like a sound effect, not the result of a slap.
Hard to hear clearly. Haven't heard many full-contact slaps between men to make a good judgement.
3. Chris Rock's IMMEDIATE reaction was not pain, shock, or concern, but a huge smile.
Goofy, embarrassed smile. Something a comedian knows how to pull off when he doesn't have anything else.
4. Actors are trained to pull punches, and to fake being hit by a pulled punch.
Not that it would be impossible, but Chris Rock is not an action-movie actor.
5. The struggling Oscars were in need of publicity, and this gave it to them, so much so that it will probably carry over until next year and beyond.
Can't argue with you there.
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