Posted on 03/29/2022 10:55:03 AM PDT by nickcarraway
SFGATE politics editor Eric Ting Did His Own Research and is Just Asking Questions
I don't believe for a minute that Will Smith's "slap" of Chris Rock at the Academy Awards on Sunday night was real. No way. No how. No evidence to the contrary — no matter how compelling — can persuade me to abandon my world view that "elites lie, my own research is always better."
The Academy — a cabal of Hollywood scum with a penchant for drinking the blood of children — is clearly seeking to improve the Oscars broadcast's sagging ratings and disappointing crowd size. They tried to make the show move faster by not televising certain awards. They included categories for top "fan-favorite movies" and "cheer moments" in an attempt to appease Real Americans (TM) who prefer superhero movies and are fed up with the virtue signaling in indie movies.
And because Tom Hanks has finally been jailed for his crimes, they needed something to distract us from their degeneracy. Enter the "slap heard around the world," an event I am about to expose as the biggest hoax perpetrated by our elites since they brainwashed millions of Americans into believing the moon landing was real.
Let's start with the joke that prompted the "slap." Smith can clearly be seen laughing at Rock remarking that he will soon be seeing Smith's wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, in a "G.I. Jane" sequel on account of her bald head.
What's that you say? Pinkett Smith is clearly not laughing? And it's possible that she said something to her husband, who then felt compelled to defend his wife's honor? And that he'd be particularly compelled after feeling shame for laughing at a joke at her expense?
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They’re actors.
That’s what they do.
“And because Tom Hanks has finally been jailed for his crimes,”
LOL!
What’s that about Tom Hanks? Are they mixing him up with someone else?
totally agree that it was staged.
I think it was real,——a rich, entitled punk acting like a punk.
Is making terrible movies a crime?
No way was that real. The slo-mo video put the lie to the whole narrative. It was clear Rock knew exactly what was coming, as he braced himself for the coming “hollywood slap,” a la the Three Stooges. That “slap” only minimally made any contact with Rock’s face. But the whole incident sure got the trending-on-Twitter effect the producers wanted.
Remember, folks... these are actors... doing an acting bit... that’s all it was.
This is meant as satire.
Not entitled. At least not by his wife, and that’s his real probem.
It’s satire......................
Absolutely. The source is the first clue.
It was meant as satire, sure, but in today’s world it’s impossible to know where the boundary between satire and reality is. And the writer really isn’t that skills. It’s very Freudian.
And yes, I'm glad I only have a few more years left. I could not live my life again in the "modern" world.
In slow motion it looks like he never actually connects with Chris Rock’s face, and the exaggerated head turn that occurs looks exactly like a Hollywood stunt. If someone unexpectedly slaps you, it’s not going to completely turn your head around, and the impact is probably going to cause you to stagger back some. Rock never moved his body at all, other than the head turn. His face also never looked like it had been hit after that.
My counter-intelligence friend says: clearly staged and agreed to beforehand for the media benefits.
I did not watch this idiot program but when I read about the ‘slap,’ my very first thought was, “This was a set up.”
Hollywood people are also attention whores by nature.
Far,fake,fake + I’m tired of seeing Tom Hanks in movies!
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