Posted on 03/28/2022 11:32:15 AM PDT by gattaca
EDEN—According to sources, The Creator decided it's not good for man to be alone and has created a beautiful helper and companion for him, formed from a rib taken from the first man, Adam. Unfortunately, Adam isn't sure what to call this exquisite and wonderful creature as he is not a biologist.
"This is now bone of my bone, and flesh of my flesh," began Adam. "She shall be called, um... gosh, I really can't say. I'm no scientist here." He then stammered and stuttered for 10 minutes causing the feminine-looking bipedal humanoid creature to roll its eyes.
"Ah crap, was it something I said?" said Adam, scratching his head. "I don't know what this creature—who looks very much like me except better in every conceivable way—identifies as! Oh! If there was only a peer-reviewed biologist or gender studies professor who could make this clear to me!"
The first man was going to give his wife a name but failed to come up with one as he wasn't sure of her gender. He decided it would be a bit patriarchal to give this perfectly lovely creation a name instead of letting it self-identify.
At the time of printing, Adam is now hanging out alone with his pet parrot and the feminine-looking creature has wandered off and made friends with a snake.
That would take ‘Fruit of the Womb’ to a whole new level!
Not being a biologist, I don’t get the humor here....
The reason God created Adam before Eve is because God did not need a woman standing there telling him how to make Adam.
He assumed its gender right off the bat - shame!
Dear BEE.....We love you!!
Yep!
Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson was asked to define what a woman is, she said she couldn’t because she’s not a biologist.
I can’t tell you if this is funny. I’m not a comedian.
It never occurred to me after how many decades on earth? Are you implying that the brand name "Fruit of the Loom" is an allusion to "the fruit of thy womb" in the Rosary?
It's either 1) obvious; 2) too Catholic for the American market, considering the company was founded in 1851; 3) not necessarily Catholic, since the phrase is found elsewhere in the Bible and elsewhere; but in any case 4) seems slightly blasphemous?
Or 5) None of the above.
Brilliant!
;^)
Yes. That’s where they get it from.
It’s mildly blasphemous, but clever.
LOL...another home run today! This one is great.
Oh, come on, G. Louie KNEW that.
I can’t even read it because I’m not an English teacher.
I was attempting to make a joke there.
I can’t see your response. I’m not an opthamologist.
I didn’t get your joke. I’m not a laugh-track.
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