[GingisK]

Except Nessie was educated in the best universities.

[escapefromboston]

How many tourists does Loch Ness get?

[BenLurkin]

Pinkos have got to be the most dour, sour, and unpleasant wretches on the face of the planet — and obsessed with making children suffer for their own misery.

[cdcdawg]

Well, Scottish school kids, you probably already thought that school sucks. It does. It’s about to get worse.

[Skywise]

I hate this timeline.

More Marxist “you can’t have fun in life” indoctrination.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Entrepreneurs moved the London Bridge to Lake Havasu, Arizona. Now they can move Nessie to Lake Havasu too.

Americans would never let a good money making gimmick like the Loch Ness Monster slip away. Shame on the so-called "thrifty" Scots.

[ifinnegan]

Ach, loan me quid until Wednesday and I’ll gi’ye some haggis.

[j.havenfarm]

Thank goodness! I thought only America’s academic system was ruled over by drooling idiots. I’m glad to see we’re not the only one

[SunkenCiv]

The remarkable transparently stupid claims about Nessie come in a 17-page social studies lesson plan to help secondary school teachers teach what the monster’s portrayal in films says about Scotland’s image and how it affects ‘wider contemporary topics, such as the Independence Referendum’./

[Jan_Sobieski]

I was in Inverness in 2005. I asked a ~80 year old local if he believed in the Loch Ness Monster. His response…

“It depends on how much whiskey I’ve drunk!”

Classic!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The Sassenach could never do half as good a job of disparaging and embarrassing the Scots as their own blessed officials.

[Raycpa]

Is nothing sacred?

[libertylover]

These people look for excuses to be offended by something, anything!

[bigbob]

Their bums oot the windae

[Born to Conserve]

They should teach those Scottish children about brain drain, and how they are the dregs of Scottish blood and intellect.

[dfwgator]

I wonder what Sir Curt Godfrey Of The Nessie Alliance thinks about this.

[.44 Special]

This is being put about by the SNP, it is their form of CRT. Each Scot is subsidised to the tune of over £2,000 a year by English taxpayers. Scot does not produce enough to make it as an Independent nation. If youthe average Englander if he agrees with the Scots leaving the Union he will tell you, no - we would rather kick them out. Joke: the Irish gave bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, the Scots took it seriously.
I apologize to any Scots I may have offended. Like the Scots who live in England and persist in telling us how great Scotland is, our only comeback is, If Scotland is so bloody great - what the hell are you still doing here?

[TigersEye]

Scottish kids are primitive enough to believe it. Right, laddies and lassies?

[Deplorable American1776]

Oh my Gosh... Nessie is a symbol of the British making the Scots second class citizens? No comment, because I don’t want to be zotted on here!!

[HereInTheHeartland]

Nessie might just eat the creators of this silliness